Tag: Funny

1Danishwr Ka Qol He K
1Aqal Mand Se Kch Dair akely Bat Krna
1 Mahinay Tk Kitaben Prhne Se Bhtr He
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Abi call mat krna Me Farigh nhi Hun:D

ye Soch kar hm ne Exam K dinon m Larki set kr
li..!!
“D_G”

K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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)( Ab first
//Aou ga.

N(“NiGHT TiPs”)
Raat ko souny se pehly 1 machhar ko
zroor maar dia kren ta k.
Baqi machhar us k janazy pe chle jayn
OR
Ap mazy se sou jayen…

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne
name kay aage “Angel,
Princess,Sweet,
Lovely…”etc. Naa Likha karo
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal
Dekhne Ke Baad
ladko ka Princess aur angels
par
se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar
page k
end
me likha…
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
karke
dikha…
its a challenge.. :-D

RESULT AA GAYA
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Ye 3 Words, Hanstay Khailtay
Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujarr Saktay Hain..:p:O

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. :-D

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow…, Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl: Wo Kaisay
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Boy: Break Nai lag rahi