Tag: Funny

Karachi me 865 girls ko Hart atteck 1019 grls Behosh or 400ne hudkushi krli QK kisi gadhe ne khaber pehladi thi k Main shadi shuda hu..

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..

Kisi ka Accident Dekhne Par Xpresions: U.S :Oh My God! Africa :Oh n0 Australia :oops Got a Hit PAK:hahahahaha. 0r Dekh Apni Maa Ko Mur Mur k.

DIL : MAIN : DIL DIL : 2014 KA : DIL DIL : JAMA : DIL DIL : DAAR : DIL DIL : HOON : DIL Ab is sms ko dil k baghir parho to aap ka naam aaye ga.Its Magic.

Dosto aaj Hum 1 Ajeb-0-Ghareeb Mukhlooq K Bare Ma Parhengy Es Jandaar Ka Naam Hai WIFE JEE,Haan WIFE Ye Aksar apny HUSBAND K Sath Pai Jati Ha Iski Psandeda Ghiza HUSBAND Ka dimagh Ha Isko Aksar Naraz Hone Ki acting Karte Huwe Dekha gya Hai EsKa SabSe Khtarnak Hthyar RONA or Emotionaly Blackmailing Hai WIFE Rakhne Par TENSION Naam Ki Bimari Ho Jati Hai Jo la Ilaaj Ha So enjoy LIFE w/out wife Shadi shuda log fikar karain Or jiski nai hui shukar karain...

Bewafa Se Kabi Pyar Nahi Hota Marne K Bad Intizar Nahi Hota Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Dekh Kar Karna Qk Har Insan Meri Taraha Sweet Lovely Smart or Samajhdar Nahi Hota.