Tag: Funny

Ishq Pe Muqadma kar k kya Mil Jaye Ga Husan Walon ko Pakro Jo Fasaad ki Jarr Hain . . abe chor yaar: mujhe to chor mashwara dena b azaab hogia.

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

Science ki tarraqqi. Ab Ap gulab k phool Sy Bhi Baten Kr Skty Hain Wow So Intersting! sochiye, Wo kesy? Its Simple Just Text me..

DIL ' Main ' DIL Dil ' 2014 ka ' Dil DiL ' Naya ' DiL DiL ' JamA ' DiL DiL ' DAAR ' DiL DiL ' Hoon ' DiL . . . . . . . . Nahi samajh aya . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab is sms ko dil k baghir parho to aap ka naam aye ga.

Mat dhondh mujy is dunya ki tanhai me Q. k Thand bohat ha Me to Hon apni Razai main...

Sir:kbhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy:yes, sir:Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram s ghr ja rha tha m ny kuta pechy Lgaya wo jLdi ghr pnch gya.

Ae novembr, tu phir aa ja,,,,, , , , , , , Decembr to Haath Moo bhi nahi dhone de raha,,,)

Jo tm ko ho pasnd woi bat khengy Tm din ko agar raat kaho raat khengy Soraj ko agar chand kaho Chand khengy Q-K Paglun k sath zid achi nahi hoti.

Duniya KA Sab se Bara HamLa Kisi KA MObile Lo Phone Book & InbOx Me Ja K Delete All Kr DO Pher Uska Chera DhekO Or ThOra Sa Muskura DO.