Tag: Funny

GirlFrnd: Janu Mujh Par Shayari Banao. Boy frnd: In Kali-Kali ZuLfoon Se Karti Ho Andhera - so ho Jao Ganji 0r Kardo Savera...!

10 kawwe mil kar itna 'kaaen kaaen' nahi karte jitna FACEBOOK or SMS Pe larkian HMMM HMMMM karti hain! Hmmm Sahe Bola?:-

Mujhse koi ghalti ho gai he kya? Pichle 1 Mahinee se mujhae ignore kar rahe ho Plz aisa mat karo Tumhara pyara "SAABUN" Plz nahalo yaar.

Mareez: Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch KHa Sakta Ho . . . . . Doctor: Han Aap Mere Fees Ki ilawa Kuch Be Kha Sakty Ho.

Dua Ki Apeal Ye msg sab ko send kare Roz kitne faltu msgs karte hai plz dont ignore Mene Rs.2950/ ka 1 sweatr lia hai Dua kare us pe rowa na aye.

.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil Ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. Sy .*" "*.*" Subha Sawery Fittay Mooh! . . . . . Us ka Jo Apka Bura Chahy! Good Morning

Har Shehr Har Diwar Pey Tera Naam Likha Hai Kahin Mohtram Kahin Sahib, Kahin Janab Likha Hai Uper Talash-e-Gumshuda Nechy Zehni Tawazun Kharab Likha Hai.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

Us Waqt Sakht Ghussa Ata Hai JUb Sakht Sardi Main 1 Kambal Main 2 Log Hon... Or Or Or Or Doosra Paad Mar De.