Tag: Funny

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

Ap ko pata hai k "PAKISTAN" mein kia ho raha hai ??? O mery Dost !!! "RAAT"ho rhi hay (S0 ja0)
GOOD NIGHT

Ache Dost Bnao Q Ke insan ki phchan us se ni uske Doston se hoti hai Isi liye tm ne mjhe dost bnaya na Boht Chalak ho Kasam se

Na jane kis mitti k hain mere dost. Jab tak mitti paleet na karo msg hi nahi karte Package SusraL ! ! walo k liye karwaya hai kya?

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

KIRAN apko salam keh rahi hy. O ho Bhayyä, koi larki kiran Nhi. subha ki pehli "KIRAN" apko salam keh rahi hy. *GØØD MØRNING* Salam-e-Subha

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...