Tag: Ladki

Kisi ladki ko chedo us ka haath pakad lo
agar wo wapis thapad maar de tou kaho
""tum pehle imtihaan main pass ho gai
mujhe aisi hi ladki chahiye thi...

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Ladki Chedo,
Maar Khane se mat Daro
Har Ladki ko Propose
Karo,
Inkar se Nah Daro
GITA mein Likha hai
KARM KAR,
FAL KI CHINTA NA KAR
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Santa: oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?

Banta: mandir,

Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: kyounki waha ladki ke pairon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Son: Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa: I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki 2 chote kapdo mein
Cheetay par sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hain,
Kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!

Khushi k LIYE Ghum Kurban ,
Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo Kurban,.
Pyar,k Liy Dil Kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye Tou Jaan bhi Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi Kurban! :)

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata,
Jab auto mein koi Ganji Ladki ja rahi ho to
usay kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI...

Teacher : Koi 1 story sunao with Moral.

Sardar : 1 din ham un k ghar gae tou wo soye hoe thay
Phir aik din wo hamare ghar aye tou ham soye hoe thay

Moral : JESA KARO GE WESA BHARO GE

Jab Tu Paida Huwa Kitna Majboor Tha
Yeh Jahan Teri Soch Se Bhi Dour Tha

Haath Paaon Bhi Tab Tere Apney Nah Thay
Teri Ankhon Main Duniya Ke Sapney Nah Thay
Tujh Ko Aata Sirf Rona Hi Tha
Doodh Pi Ke Kaam Tera Sona Hi Tha

Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri
Tujh Ko Dil Main Basaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Maa Ke Saaye Main Parwaan Chadne Laga
Waqt Ke Sath Qad Tera Badne Laga

Dhirey Dhirey Tu Kadiyal Jawan Ho Gaya
Tujh Peh Saara Jahan Meharban Ho Gaya

Zor-E- Bazoo Pe Tu Baat Karne Laga
Khud Hi Sajney Laga Khud Sanwarney Laga

Ek Din Ek Ladki Tujhe Bhaa Gayei
Ban Ke Dulhan Woh Tere Ghar Agayei

Ab Faraayez Se Tu Dour Hone Laga
Beej Nafrat Ka Khud Hi Tu Bonay Laga

Phir Tu Maa Baap Ko Bhi Bhulane Laga
Teer Baton Ke Phir Tu Chalane Laga

Baat Baat Pe Un Se Tu Ladne Laga
Qayda Ek Naya Tu Phir Padnay Laga

Yaad Kar Tujh Se Maa Ne Kaha Ek Din
Abb Humara Guzara Nahin Tere Bin

Sun Ke Yeh Baat Tu Tayesh Main Agaya
Tera Gussa Teri Aqal Ko Kha Gaya

Josh Main Aake Tu Ne Yeh Maa Se Kaha
Main Tha Khamosh Sab Dekhta Hi Raha

Aaj Kehta Hoon Peecha Mera Chor Do
Jo Hai Rishta Mera Tum Se Woh Tod Do

Jao Ja Ke Kahin Kaam Dhanda Karo
Log Marte Hain Tum Bhi Kahin Ja Maro

Baith Kar Aahen Bharti Thi Maa Raat Bhar
Inki Aahon Ka Tujh Par Howa Nah Asar

Ek Din Baap Tera Chala Rooth Kar
Kaise Bikhri Thi Phir Teri Maa Toot Kar

Phir Woh Bhi Bas Kal Ko Bhulati Rahi
Zindagi Isko Har Roz Satati Rahi

Ek Din Maut Ko Bhi Taras Agaya
Iska Rona Bhi Taqdeer Ko Bha Gaya

Ashk Ankhon Main Thay Woh Rawana Huwi
Maut Ki Ek Hichki Bahana Huwi

Ek Sukoon Us Ke Chehre Pe Chaaney Laga
Phir Tu Mayyat Ko Uski Sajaney Laga

Muddatain Ho Gayi Aaj Borha Hai Tu
Tooti Khatiya Peh Pada Borha Hai Tu

Tere Bacchay Bhi Abb Tujh Se Dartay Nahi
Nafraten Hain, Muhabbat Woh Kartey Nahi

Dard Mein Tu Pukare Ke ?O Meri Maa?
Tere Dam Se Hi Roshan The Dono Jahan

Waqt Chalta Rahta Hai Waqt Rukta Nahi
Toot Jata Hai Woh Jo Ke Jhukta Nahi

Bann Ke Ibrat Ka Tu Abb Nishaan Reh Gaya
Dhoondh Ab Zor Tera Kahan Reh Gaya

Tu Ahkaam-E-Rabbi Bhulata Raha
Apne Maan-Baap Ko Tu Satata Raha Kaat Le Tu Wohi, Tu Ne Boya Tha Jo
Tujh Ko Kaise Miley Tu Ne Khoya Tha Jo

Yaad Kar Ke Gaya Daur, Tu Rone Laga
Kal Jo Tu Ne Kiya Aaj Phir Hone Laga

Maut Maange Tujhe Maut Aati Nahin
Maa Ki Surat Nigahon Se Jati Nahi

Tu Jo Khanse Tu Aulad Daantey Tujhe
Tu Hai Nasoor Sukh Kaun Baantey Tujhe

Maut Ayegi Tujh Ko Magar Waqt Par
Bann Hi Jaye Gi Qabar Teri Waqt Par

Qadar Maa Baap Ki Gar Koi Jaan Le
Apni Jannat Ko Duniya Main Pehchan Le

Aur Leta Rahe Woh Badaun Ki Dua
Usi Ke Dono Jahan, Uska Haami Khuda

Yaad Rakhna Her Aulaad Is Baat Ko
Bhool Jana Na Rehmat Ki Barsat Ko

Dil ka dard dil torney wala kya jane,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.