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Ijunoon

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai…..

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: exams Tags: Ladki Bhool
 
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Aslam Baig

Ye Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain

YE JO LADKIYON KE BAAL HOTE HAIN
LADKO KO PHASANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN
PI JATI HAIN KHOON HUM JAISE LADKO KA
ISI LIYE TOU HONTH ITANE LAL HOTE HAIN

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: shairi Tags: Ladki
 
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Ahmed Malik

Train, Bus Aur Ladki

ladka bola:train,bus,aur ladki sab ek jaise hi ek chali jaye toh doosri aajati hi.
ladki boli:auto.riksha ek ladke ek jaise hi ek ko bulayenge toh charo chale aate hi.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
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Mujeeb

Ladkewaale: Ladki Ka Naam Kya Hai?

Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny Tags: Naam Ladki
 
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Ahsan Imran

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
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Ahsan Imran

Jab Jab Hume Pyaas Lagti Hai…

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 06:04
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
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Unknown

Aurat Ki Bewafai

EK LADKA AUR LADKI APNE MHOBAT MEIN EK DOSRE SE WADA(PROMISE)KER TE HAIN KE HUM EK DOSRE KA HAR HAL MEIN SAATH DEN GE EIK DIN LADKE KA ACCIDENT HO JATA HAI AUR LADKA KA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT HJA TA HAI JAB WOH ABNO GIRLFRIEND KE PAAS JATA HAI TU WOH US KO MANA KER DE DI HAIWOH LADKA US KO APNA PROMISE YAAD DILA TA HAI TO WOH KEH TE HAI KE MEIN BHOL GAI LADKA UDDAS HO KER JA RHA HO TA HAI TO DEKHTA HAI KE EIK ADAMI SAMNE SE KHOB ZOR SE HANSTA HOA A RHA HO TA HAI AUR US KO DOONO HAATH(HAND) BHI KATE HOAE HO TE HAIN WOH LADKA KAFI PARESHAN HO KER US ADAMI KO APNI BAAT BATA TA HAI AUR US KO BOTA HAI KE YAAR MERA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT GYA HAI TI MEIN ITNA PARESHAN AUR AFSORDA HOON AUR TUMHARE DOONO HAATH(HANDS) KATE HOAE HAIN AUR TUM PHIR BHI HANSTE HOAE PHIR RAHE HO TU WOH ADMI KEH TA HAI KE MUSKARA KOON PAAGAL RHA HAI MEIN TU IS LYE MUSKARA RHA HON KE MERE BACK PER BAUHAT KHUJLEE HO RAHI HAI AUR MEIN KHUJA NAHI SAK TA

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Ladki Aurat
 
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Unknown

Sirf Nahana Maana Hai......

Aik ladki beach per swimming ke liay gai. wahan pohanch ker uss ne aapna dress utara aur jab woh paani main jane lagi to wahan per mojood Gard ne uss ko kaha keh yahan per nahana manaa hai. ladki ne poocha keh jab main aapna dress utaar rahi thee to tab koiun nahin bataya. Gard ne jawab dia ke yahan per sirf nahana manna hai.......HOW IS IT....?

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Ladki
 
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Unknown

Dady.....

Aik ladki aapnay baap ko papa kah kar pukartiti. Phir woo america chalee gayee. Jab wahan say wapis aayee to aapnay baap ko DADY kah kar pukara. Jis par baap nay kaha kah kuin aabi dady pukar rahi hoo jab kah aabhi tak to papa kah kar pukartee ti. Tu iss inn jawab diya kah dady papa kahnay say mere lipstick kharab hotee hay.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Ladki
 
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