Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 5 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

· 5 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mene 1 Larki Ki Madad Ki To.

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

· 2 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Movie Women Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Ans If You Can !!!

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Ladki Ladka Boy Girl Sms Friend
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Kaafi Dino Se Cheeta Nahi Dekha!

Son: Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa: I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki 2 chote kapdo mein
Cheetay par sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hain,
Kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Ladki
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Aurat Ki Bewafai

EK LADKA AUR LADKI APNE MHOBAT MEIN EK DOSRE SE WADA(PROMISE)KER TE HAIN KE HUM EK DOSRE KA HAR HAL MEIN SAATH DEN GE EIK DIN LADKE KA ACCIDENT HO JATA HAI AUR LADKA KA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT HJA TA HAI JAB WOH ABNO GIRLFRIEND KE PAAS JATA HAI TU WOH US KO MANA KER DE DI HAIWOH LADKA US KO APNA PROMISE YAAD DILA TA HAI TO WOH KEH TE HAI KE MEIN BHOL GAI LADKA UDDAS HO KER JA RHA HO TA HAI TO DEKHTA HAI KE EIK ADAMI SAMNE SE KHOB ZOR SE HANSTA HOA A RHA HO TA HAI AUR US KO DOONO HAATH(HAND) BHI KATE HOAE HO TE HAIN WOH LADKA KAFI PARESHAN HO KER US ADAMI KO APNI BAAT BATA TA HAI AUR US KO BOTA HAI KE YAAR MERA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT GYA HAI TI MEIN ITNA PARESHAN AUR AFSORDA HOON AUR TUMHARE DOONO HAATH(HANDS) KATE HOAE HAIN AUR TUM PHIR BHI HANSTE HOAE PHIR RAHE HO TU WOH ADMI KEH TA HAI KE MUSKARA KOON PAAGAL RHA HAI MEIN TU IS LYE MUSKARA RHA HON KE MERE BACK PER BAUHAT KHUJLEE HO RAHI HAI AUR MEIN KHUJA NAHI SAK TA

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Ladki Aurat
 
Sms / Funny

Waseem Mughal

Maine Suna Hai!

Ek Kana Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
Tou Kaun Sa Gana Gayega?
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Ek Nazar Se Bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai!

· 2 Like · Nov 07, 2009 at 11:11
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

What Is A Girl?

What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai

· 2 Like · Jan 09, 2014 at 15:01
Category: friendship Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Sorry

Kashif Yaqoob

Kehte Hen Waqt Se Pehle 0r Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta.

Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.

· 2 Like · Dec 28, 2013 at 14:12
Category: sorry Tags: Waqt Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Solid Bezzati Boy : I Love You.

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

· 2 Like · Dec 26, 2013 at 14:12
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Love Sms
 
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