Tag: Ladki

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.

Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.

Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya

Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil
raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai...
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"The number you have dialled is busy on
another call...
Please try again later ;

Ladki ke dil ki awaaZ :

Dear Lord,
I don't want anything else from you,just bless my parents
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HOT SON-IN-LAW.

Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,

Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

Muqadar mein rat ki neend nahi to kya hua "FARAZ"

Jab mout aaegi to jee bhar k so lenge..

BUDHA 1 LADKI SE TAKRAYA
BUDHA-SORRY
GIRL-STUPID
TABI 1 LADKA US SE TAKRAYA
LADKA-SORRY
GIRL-ITS OK
BUDHA-MERI SORRY KI SPELING GLAT THI KYA

Ek Kana Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
Tou Kaun Sa Gana Gayega?
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Ek Nazar Se Bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai!