Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

· 6 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 6 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Sorry

Kashif Yaqoob

Kehte Hen Waqt Se Pehle 0r Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta.

Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.

· 3 Like · Dec 28, 2013 at 14:12
Category: sorry Tags: Waqt Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

'high Class Insult'

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

· 3 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: fool Tags: Animals Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Exam K Dinon Me Larki Set Kr Li..!!

ye Soch kar hm ne Exam K dinon m Larki set kr
li..!!
“D_G”

K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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,__(‘.’)__,
)( Ab first
//Aou ga.

· 3 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 14:06
Category: exams Tags: Ladki Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mene 1 Larki Ki Madad Ki To.

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

· 3 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Movie Women Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Ans If You Can !!!

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Ladki Ladka Boy Girl Sms Friend
 
Sms / Funny

Waseem Mughal

Maine Suna Hai!

Ek Kana Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
Tou Kaun Sa Gana Gayega?
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Ek Nazar Se Bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai!

· 2 Like · Nov 07, 2009 at 11:11
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Larki Doctor Ko Phone Par

1 larki DOCTOR ko phone par: Meri behan ko current laga hy, hum kya karen? : DOCTOR:Aap 2 nafil shukrany K ada karen K apki taraf Bijli hy,

· 2 Like · Oct 28, 2013 at 14:10
Category: jokes Tags: Doctor Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Kaafi Dino Se Cheeta Nahi Dekha!

Son: Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa: I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki 2 chote kapdo mein
Cheetay par sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hain,
Kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Ladki
 

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