Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkiya Best Friends Thi

2 Larkiya best friends thi
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
"freezar"
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

· 1 Like · Jun 08, 2013 at 16:06
Category: funny Tags: Ladki Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

“qatal Ka Case Me”

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai.

· 1 Like · Jun 06, 2013 at 14:06
Category: funny Tags: Ladki Dost Jokes Funny Love Friend Sms
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Cockroach Icu Me Admit The

2 Cockroach ICU Me admit the
1st:yr mai paon k neeche agya tha tumhe Kia hoa
2nd:kuch nai yar
Ek larki mujhe dekh k itne zor se chekhi k Heart Attack agiya..!

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 14:06
Category: jokes Tags: Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Exam K Dinon Me Larki Set Kr Li..!!

ye Soch kar hm ne Exam K dinon m Larki set kr
li..!!
“D_G”

K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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,__(‘.’)__,
)( Ab first
//Aou ga.

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 14:06
Category: exams Tags: Ladki Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Larke Ne Larki Ko Call Ki.

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

· 1 Like · May 07, 2013 at 21:05
Category: funny Tags: Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Love Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Boy: I Love U .

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Pyaar Funny Ladki Sms Love
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

'high Class Insult'

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: fool Tags: Animals Ladka Jokes Funny Ladki Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Badshah Ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai,

1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai,
Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya,4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR ko GiRaftaR kaRny k liey sipaahi Bhejy.jab woh sunaaR k GhaR pohnchy to GhaR ko Taala Laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukam Diya k sunaaR ko Dhoondo. sipahiyon ne sunaaR ko HaR jagha Dhoonda Lekin wo unko kahein na mila, auR sipahiyon ka SunaaR ko Dhoondny me saRa Waqt Aisy BaRbad hua jesy ap ka is sms ko paRhny me.
Hanso mat meRy sath bhi aisa huwa tha.

· 1 Like · Apr 22, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Ishq Pyaar Funny Ladki Sms Mohabbat
 
Sms / Reply Must Chosen

Kashif Yaqoob

Ans If You Can !!!

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita

· 2 Like · Apr 20, 2013 at 13:04
Category: reply-must-chosen Tags: Ladki Ladka Boy Girl Sms Friend
 

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