Yaad

aik baar aik lerki coke pey rahey hotey hey .itney main uss ki coke main makhi ger jatey hey lerki makhi ko dekh ker ussey baher phenk deytey hey.makhi baher nikalney sey pehley aik aur makhi ko janam deytey hey.jubh chotey makhi uss lerki ko dekhtey hey to kehtey hey mama .lerki kehtey hey main tery maa nahi hoon to q mughey maa kehtey hey .chotey makhi kehtey hey q k main ney tery coke sey janam liya hey

Ham sadrak ke us par the woh sadrak ke iss par the thora woh aage bhare thora ham aage bhare abh ham sadrak ke is par the woh sadrak ke us par the

EK LADKA AUR LADKI APNE MHOBAT MEIN EK DOSRE SE WADA(PROMISE)KER TE HAIN KE HUM EK DOSRE KA HAR HAL MEIN SAATH DEN GE EIK DIN LADKE KA ACCIDENT HO JATA HAI AUR LADKA KA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT HJA TA HAI JAB WOH ABNO GIRLFRIEND KE PAAS JATA HAI TU WOH US KO MANA KER DE DI HAIWOH LADKA US KO APNA PROMISE YAAD DILA TA HAI TO WOH KEH TE HAI KE MEIN BHOL GAI LADKA UDDAS HO KER JA RHA HO TA HAI TO DEKHTA HAI KE EIK ADAMI SAMNE SE KHOB ZOR SE HANSTA HOA A RHA HO TA HAI AUR US KO DOONO HAATH(HAND) BHI KATE HOAE HO TE HAIN WOH LADKA KAFI PARESHAN HO KER US ADAMI KO APNI BAAT BATA TA HAI AUR US KO BOTA HAI KE YAAR MERA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT GYA HAI TI MEIN ITNA PARESHAN AUR AFSORDA HOON AUR TUMHARE DOONO HAATH(HANDS) KATE HOAE HAIN AUR TUM PHIR BHI HANSTE HOAE PHIR RAHE HO TU WOH ADMI KEH TA HAI KE MUSKARA KOON PAAGAL RHA HAI MEIN TU IS LYE MUSKARA RHA HON KE MERE BACK PER BAUHAT KHUJLEE HO RAHI HAI AUR MEIN KHUJA NAHI SAK TA

TEEN PAKISTANI AIK TRAIN MAIN KARACHI SE HAIDERABAD JA RAHE HOTE HAIN OR UN K SAATH TEEN ANGREZ BHI TRAIN MAIN BETHTE HAIN TEENO PAKISTANI 1 TIKKET LETE HAIN ANGREZ YE DEKH KER HERAT KARTE HAIN T.T JAISE HI AATA HAI WOH TEENO PAKISTANI TOILET BHAG JAATE HAIN TO T.T TOILET K GETE PER JAATA HAI OR TIKKET MAANGTA HAI.TO FORAN AIK HATH AATA HAI OR TT KO TIKKET DE DETA HAI.T.T KO YE NAHI MAALOOM HOTA K YE TEEN HAIN.ANGREZ YE SAB DEKH KER HERAT KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN.PHIR WAPSI MAIN HAIDERABAD SE KARACHI WAPSI PER TEENO PAKISTANI KOI TIKKET NAHI LETE OR WAPSI MAIN WOH HI ANGREZ SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN WOH TEENO ANGREZ BHI AIK TIKKET LETE HAIN OR JAB DEKHTE HAIN K TEENO PAKISTANION NE KOI TIKKET NAHI LIYA TO HASTE HAIN K AB TO YE PAKRE JAYEINGE.JAB T.T AATA HAI TO TEENO ANGREZ APNE TOILET MAIN OR TEENO PAKISTANI APNE TOILET MAIN CHALE JAATE HAIN UN MAIN SE AIK PAKISTANI JALDI ANGREZ K TOILET KI TARAF JAATA HAI OR KHATKHATA HAI TO ANGREZ T.T SAMAJH KER APNA TIKKET BAHER KARTA HAI OR WOH TIKKET PAKISTANI LEKER BHAG JAATA HAI..... OR ANGREZ PER FINE HOJATA HAI

TEEN PAKISTANI AIK TRAIN MAIN KARACHI SE HAIDERABAD JA RAHE HOTE HAIN OR UN K SAATH TEEN ANGREZ BHI TRAIN MAIN BETHTE HAIN TEENO PAKISTANI 1 TIKKET LETE HAIN ANGREZ YE DEKH KER HERAT KARTE HAIN T.T JAISE HI AATA HAI WOH TEENO PAKISTANI TOILET BHAG JAATE HAIN TO T.T TOILET K GETE PER JAATA HAI OR TIKKET MAANGTA HAI.TO FORAN AIK HATH AATA HAI OR TT KO TIKKET DE DETA HAI.T.T KO YE NAHI MAALOOM HOTA K YE TEEN HAIN.ANGREZ YE SAB DEKH KER HERAT KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN.PHIR WAPSI MAIN HAIDERABAD SE KARACHI WAPSI PER TEENO PAKISTANI KOI TIKKET NAHI LETE OR WAPSI MAIN WOH HI ANGREZ SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN WOH TEENO ANGREZ BHI AIK TIKKET LETE HAIN OR JAB DEKHTE HAIN K TEENO PAKISTANION NE KOI TIKKET NAHI LIYA TO HASTE HAIN K AB TO YE PAKRE JAYEINGE.JAB T.T AATA HAI TO TEENO ANGREZ APNE TOILET MAIN OR TEENO PAKISTANI APNE TOILET MAIN CHALE JAATE HAIN UN MAIN SE AIK PAKISTANI JALDI ANGREZ K TOILET KI TARAF JAATA HAI OR KHATKHATA HAI TO ANGREZ T.T SAMAJH KER APNA TIKKET BAHER KARTA HAI OR WOH TIKKET PAKISTANI LEKER BHAG JAATA HAI..... OR ANGREZ PER FINE HOJATA HAI

there once was a woman who had a puupy named kuch kuch one the the lady was havung abath and her puppy ran outside the lady ran after her puppy forgeeting to get dressed one her way finding her puppy the lady meets a pattan and the lady says to the pattan bhai app neh mere kuch kuch dekha the pattan replies behen me neh kuch kuch kiya sab kuch dekha

AKK BACHA APNI MANN (MOTHER) SA APNA DOST KA GAR JANA KI AJAZAT MANGTA HA...MANN KATI HA BATA JAB GAARI(CAR) GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR (CROSS) KARNA...BATA AKK GANTA BAD WAPAS ATTA HA TO MANN KATI HA ITNI JALDI KAYON AA GAY ?...BATA KATA HA APP NA BOLA THA GARI GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR KARNA LAKAN ABI TAK KOI GARI NAHIN GUZRI ASS LIYA MA WAPAS AA GAYYA....

aik dafa aik larki apni sahali se kahnay lag aaj mein buss stop per khari thee to aik larka aaya aur meray haath paker kay mgh se izhar-e-ishq kernay laga.dosri dost kehnay lagi tum nay ussay manah nahin kiya.pehli kehnay lagi nahin tumhai to pata hai mughay ammin nay ajnabi larkoon se baat kernay se sakhti say manah kiya hai

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)