Yaad

Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Bar bad Howe Badnam Howe.
Us KO to Hum Apna Na Sakykuch Durd MilyAur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany KI Khyter Baghoon Mein Gay bahroon Se Mily.
Kuch Tinky Mily Khushk Patty Mily Sookhe Kaleain Mili Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Sahil Pe Gay Sumndar Se Mily.
Kuch Lahreen Mili Kuch Mojeen Mili Hum Doobte Rahe Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Pahrtoon Pe Gay Chotuon Pe Chary .
Kuch Kanakar Mily Kuch Pather Giry Chootein Lagti Rahi Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Sahreion Se Doosti Karty Rehy.
Kuch Dhoop Mili Gram Reet Mili Paion jalty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum JIs KO Pany Ki KhyterJungal Mein Aksar Jaty Rehy .
Kuch Peias Lagi Kuch Bhook Bhari Kanty Chubhte Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki KhyterRatoon Mein Aksar Deie Jalty Rehy.
Kuch Aandheina Chali Kuch Jhonky Lagy Deie Bujhty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila,
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki KhyterGhar Per Dustak Deety Rehy.
Kuch Dukhy Mily Kuch Thookreen Lagi Zukham Bhurty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki KhyterHer Sham Mahfil Sajaty Rehy.
Tanahi Mili Verani Mili Hum Rooty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Us Shaks KO Samny Pyaia Jab Pal Bher Mein Sub Dukh Bhool Gay.
Kuch Khangar Lagy Kuch Zahir Mila Hum Tarpty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Afsoos To Sirf Muskan Ka Hai Warna Yeh Sub Kuch Bhi Na Tha.
Kuch Sans Humary Rookty Gai Who Hunsty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.

ek dafa EK SAKKARI JUNGLE MAIN SAKKAR
K LIYE JATA HAI SHER KO MARNE WAQAT US
PATTA CHALA K BANDOOQ MAIN GOLLE NAHIN
HAI
TU SHER KO KEHNAY LAGA K ES DAFA MUJAY
MAAF KAR DO AGLE DAFA TUMHARA SAKKAR KAR LOON GA

1 adme road pay jata hai kay achanak ek car us say takraty hai tu wo khata hai chal andhay ka bacha dakh kay car nahi chala sakta pher wo chalta hai kay achanak gatar main gir jata hai tu tu wo kah5ta hai gater sat chal kaminai kay bhaja dhakkan nahi laga sakta pher wo ek darakh kay nichay khara ho ta hai kay achanak upper say kaboter beat kardayta hai tu wo khata hai kay chal kutty ki bhaji chadi nahi phan sakty

ek din doctor ne do pagal ko pagalkhane
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai

EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN,
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.

A paindoo woman goes to a shopkeeper & asks for tea ""LIPTON DI CHAH HAI?"" the shopkeeper replies ""MENU TE NAEE HAI TENU HAI TE LIPAT JA""
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jaan_lewaa420@hotamil.com

ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha

1 bos apne noker ko kheta hai ke wo koon si chies hai joh kamane se nahi milte to noker ne kaha mere tangha.

ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha