Yaad

On the first day of college,the dean addessed the students,pointing out some of the rules:
""The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,and the male dormitory to the female students,any body caught breaking this rule will be fined $20the first time,anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60,being caught a third time will cost u $180.Are there any question ?
""How much for a season pass ? ""

aik headmaster ne aik ladke se poochha keh aik train multan se karachi 6 gantoon(hours) mian jati hai ab batao mery ummar kitny hai? student soch ker 50 saal. Headmaster bahut khoosh hoaa aur os ko inaam bhi diya aur kaha tum ko kaise pata chala? Ladke ne kaha Sir!mere uncle muj se aise sawal kerte hain hain to main un ko aadha pagal kehta hoon aur un ki ummar 25 saal hai aur aap ne to un se bhi ulta sawal kiya hai to main ne andaza lagaya keh aap ki ummar yaqeenan 50 baras ki ho gi.......ha ha

Eik engraz pakistan ata ha eik hotel main khana khata ha khanay main march bohat hooti hain engraz sour machata ha see see karta ha hotel wala baray ko kahta ha kalfi la ao kolfi khanay say engraz ko thandak parti ha to wo eik our kolfi khata ha engraz hotel main raat rahata ha soba jab bath room jata ha too bath room say awaz aati ha kolfi kolfi engraz jab apnay country wapas jata ha to us ka dost puchta ha kya hawa us na kaha baqi sub sahi ha atna yaad rakhana jab khana khao too 2 kolfi khana eik parsal karana

aik dafa aik boorhay aadmi ko office ki jaldi thi aur ja rahatha ,rastay main usay aik aadmi mila motorcycle pay usnay kaha bhai sahab aayiyye main aap ko aapkay office chordoon us nay kaha yaar main bhaith jata laykin mujhay abhi jaldi hai

ek sahab apne parosi se charpaai layne
gahey...parosi ne kaha k mere pass only
do hi charpaai hai.ek main mein aur mera
baap sota hai aur dosarii mein meri maa aur meri biwi...to un sahab ne kaha k acha nahi deynii to koi baat nahi.. mager so to sahii tarah.....

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, ""I know the whole truth"". The boy decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, ""I know the whole truth.""
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, ""Just don-t tell your father.""
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, ""I know the whole truth.""
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, ""Please don-t say a word to your mother.""
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, ""I know the whole truth.""
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, ""Then come give your FATHER a big hug.""

ek din doctor ne do pagal ko pagalkhane
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai

Jung ke doraan chief commander ne sardaar ji ko order diya k pahari per dushman ki jo chuki nazar aa rahi hai woh mujhe das minute ke andar tabaah milni chahiye. Dus minute ke baad sardaar ji aate hain aur chief commander ko batate hain k maine choki tabaah kardi hai. usi waqt phone pe commander ko pata chalta hai k dushman ne unki pahari wali choki tabah kardi hai. Yeh sun kar commander ne time dekha toh ghari per bara baj kar das minute hoye they.

there is once k ik dafa three admi samandar k kinare nimaz parh rahe the tu fish ne jump lagya pani se tu ik ne kaha k fish ne jump laiya hai ,tu dosre ne kaha k nimaz main ne bolte,tu teesre ne kaha k naimaz main shukar hai k main nahe bola
ha ha ha ha
from irfan shahid baloch iffi chowk azam ward no 3