Yaad

3 doostoon ko nokri ki talash hoti hai.Interview ke liyay jatey hein.Question hote hai:""Use green,pink and yello in sentences.First two make sentence easily by saying""I woke up in the morning and saw green bedsheet,yellow lamp and pink clock.
The 3rd one thinks for a while then says
:""I woke up in the morning.I heard the phone -green green-,i pink up the phone and said -yello-.......lol.....

aik shakhs hajam giya us nay oozoo kiya tho hajam nay kaha k paisay daydo us k paas paisay nahi thay or kaha k oozoo k paisay nahi hothay hajam nay kaha k q nahi hothay us aadmee ne kaha k k meray paas paisay nahi apana oozoo lay lay oo admee hajam say nikla mager rikh(teez) dal ker

Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga

ek dafa ek admi toilet mein jata hay wahan jata hay to samnay pata kia likh huwa hota hay wahan likha huwa hota hay
""""""aray wah aap ne to kamal kar diya""""""

Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Bar bad Howe Badnam Howe.
Us KO to Hum Apna Na Sakykuch Durd MilyAur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany KI Khyter Baghoon Mein Gay bahroon Se Mily.
Kuch Tinky Mily Khushk Patty Mily Sookhe Kaleain Mili Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Sahil Pe Gay Sumndar Se Mily.
Kuch Lahreen Mili Kuch Mojeen Mili Hum Doobte Rahe Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Pahrtoon Pe Gay Chotuon Pe Chary .
Kuch Kanakar Mily Kuch Pather Giry Chootein Lagti Rahi Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki Khyter Sahreion Se Doosti Karty Rehy.
Kuch Dhoop Mili Gram Reet Mili Paion jalty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum JIs KO Pany Ki KhyterJungal Mein Aksar Jaty Rehy .
Kuch Peias Lagi Kuch Bhook Bhari Kanty Chubhte Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki KhyterRatoon Mein Aksar Deie Jalty Rehy.
Kuch Aandheina Chali Kuch Jhonky Lagy Deie Bujhty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila,
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki KhyterGhar Per Dustak Deety Rehy.
Kuch Dukhy Mily Kuch Thookreen Lagi Zukham Bhurty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Hum Jis KO Pany Ki KhyterHer Sham Mahfil Sajaty Rehy.
Tanahi Mili Verani Mili Hum Rooty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Us Shaks KO Samny Pyaia Jab Pal Bher Mein Sub Dukh Bhool Gay.
Kuch Khangar Lagy Kuch Zahir Mila Hum Tarpty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.
Afsoos To Sirf Muskan Ka Hai Warna Yeh Sub Kuch Bhi Na Tha.
Kuch Sans Humary Rookty Gai Who Hunsty Rehy Aur Kuch Na Mila.


By, SYED.Muhmmad Younas

ek dafa EK SAKKARI JUNGLE MAIN SAKKAR
K LIYE JATA HAI SHER KO MARNE WAQAT US
PATTA CHALA K BANDOOQ MAIN GOLLE NAHIN
HAI
TU SHER KO KEHNAY LAGA K ES DAFA MUJAY
MAAF KAR DO AGLE DAFA TUMHARA SAKKAR KAR LOON GA

jab aamir ka intaqal huwa tu wo aamir ki bewi k pass pohancha aur bola.
kya main aamir ke jaga lye sakta houn.
haan muje koi atraz nahain gorkan see puhaj lo,aamir ki bewi nain kaha.

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away ,if the Doctor is Lady keep the apple away

hazaroon larkian aisi kay har larki pay dam niklay.
jis pay buhat dam niklay woh ghar say kam niklay