Pagal

4 giv ma eyes 4 admirin U.
U stole ma hart da moment i saw u
call me crazy, call me INSANE
each time ma hart beats
it mentions ur NAME!!!!!!!

teen thee aadme ek kha reha tha mere
pass itne bre dewar hai kee asman see tekratee hai or doosree nee kha mre pass flag hai wooh itna brea hai asman see tekrta hai aur tesre ne kha mere pass ek bola hai joo deewar pee partee kerta hai or flag see saaf kerta hai

jis waqt khuda nay tum ko banaya hoga
ik sarooor sa us k dil pay chaya hoga pehlay socha hoga k tum ko jannat main rakhloon .....................................................................

lakin phir us ko ZOO KA khayal aaya hoga

aik daffa aik addmi nai kaha chand sai dekha hai husan meri haseena ka.
chand;array ulluh kai pathay itni door say nazar aata hai kia

why did munur fall off the loo because the bangai ate chawal;

rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..

ek bohat hi ziyada fat woman hoti hai,ek din woh doctor ke pas jati hai ke aap mujhe koi aisi terkeeb batayein ke mera wazan kum ho jaye to doctor usse kehta hai rozana subah cycle chalaya karo,phir woh fat woman agle roz jab road per cycle chala rahi hoti hai to ek masoom becha usse dekh ker kehta hai,dekha hai pehli baar,cycle pe sanda sawar.

aik bar aik andha larka jis ko cycle chalani aati thi or aik hakla larka tha andhe larke ko sabzi or bahre ko doodh lene jana tha lakin dono chezon ki dokan bohat dor thi andha hakle se kehta hi main cycle chalata hoon tum aage beth jaaoo or jab garah aa jaye to mujh ko bata dena woh kehta hai theek hai andha cycle chalani sooro kerta hai samne aik grha aata hi hakla kehta hai ga ga ga ga ga jab woh doono garhe main gir jate hain to woh kehta hai garah aa gaya andha kehta hai abe choop
wirrten by hammad rafique

Doo dost apni apni biwiyon ki tareef kar rahay thay,
Phala dost: Mere biwi mera har hukum manti hai.
Dosra dost: Woh kaisay ???
Phala dost: Mai apni biwi ko dinner k bad garam(hot) pani lanay ko khata hoon or woh 2 minutes mai lai aati hai.
Dosra dost: Yaar tumhain khanay k foran bad garam pani ka kya karna hota hai???
Phala dost: Yaar mujh sai bartan thanday(cold) pani sai nahi dhultay hain...