Pagal

aik shkhs ne dosre ko 5 rupia wapas karti hoi kahan yeh lo apni panch rupia jo mai ne tum se panch sall pehle liey ti--- dosre ne kahan rehne de panch sall ke baad apke bare main apni rai tabdil karna acha mehsoos nahi hota

Lakhanwo ki nazakat bare mashahoor hai ak dafaa wahaan pay do Bachoon kia laraye howe.
Pehla bacha:.Agar aap ney mery baat na mani to mean Aap ki shan mean ghustakhana kalmat kahoon ga.
Dosra bacha:.Agar aap ne mare shan mian ghustakhi ki tu hum aap ki rukhsar mubarak pay aise champat raseed karangay keh woh ghulab kia phool ki pati ki tarah chamakni lagay ga.

eik japnees dehat main jata hay wahan woh dekhta hay kay dewar per gober kay kabab lagay hotay hain woh raat ko sotay waqt sochta rahta hay us kay baad woh subaha aaker eik dehati say pochta hay bhai yah gaindewar per charhi kasay

Garmiyoon ki Holidays hein or aap ki Cousin aap k ghar rahney k liye aai hoi hai or wo aap ko achi lagti hai. aap usse izhar kar chatey hein. tu aap uski masrufiyat ka jaiza lein. kuch days k bad wo boor ho jaye gi ro aap ki ammi ka kitchen mein hath batana shoroo kar dey gi. Aik din mooqa dekh kar us k pechey ja kar kharey ho jaein or ajeeboo ghareeb awaz nikaalien. agar wo dar kar aap k galey lag jaye tu samjhein k aag dosri janib bi lagi hoi hai. Agar wo ghusey mein chekney lagey tu aap bi usk sath hi chiekien lag jain
Aaha Baji Dar Gain Aaha Baji Dar Gain

Techer: ""whats a computer byte?""
Pupil: ""i dint know they had teeth""

Customer:""waiter, waiter! would you bring my bill please"".
Waiter: ""yes and how did you find your lunch,sir?""
Customer: ""with a magnifying glass!""

eik khan sahab eik dafa jahaz main safar kar rahay hotay hain unhain ulti ho jati hay to unhain dekh kar sab musafir ulti kar nay lagtay hain thori der main air hostes aakar khan sahab say kahti hay ut
lti to app ko ho rahi thi to khan sahab nay jawab main nay ulti ki in sub ko bura laga main nay wapas pe li.

Teacher: ""it-s 2:30pm why are you so late?""
Pupil: ""i-m not late i-m early for tomorrow""

Teacher: ""how do you spell wrong?""
Pupil: R-O-N-G
Teacher ""thats wrong""
Pupil: ""exactly""!