Pagal

once a boy said to his father that he want to marry his grand mother his father said that no one can marry with his grand mother the boy replied you marry with my moyther and i m going to marry your mother.

ak dafa ka zakar ha kay teen doost hoottain hain own main sa ak doost kaytha ha kay main atni garam chayi peata hoo kay chai chola sa otertay ha to main pe latha hoo dosara doost kaytha ha kay main tum sa zada garam chayi pata hoo chayi chola per hi hottai main pe lat5a ho tesra doost kaytha ha kay main tyum sa zada garam chayi peta hoo dono kaythain hain kay kis taran wo kaytha ha kay main chani patay our doud pay kar chola per hi bath jataow ho.

From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

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water ki baat kartay hoo dil jalanay ki baat kartay hoo afseen nay do din say mon nahi dohya tum nahanay ki baat kartay hoo

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
""Why are you eating grass?""he asked one man.
""We don-t have any money for food."", The poorman replied. ""Oh, come along
with me then.""
""But sir, I have a wife with two children!""
""Bring them along! And you, come with us too!"",he said to the other man.
""But sir, I have a wife with six children!"" the second man answered.
""Bring them as well!""
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says ""Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you.""
The rich man replied ""No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!""

khee kheee kheee