Pagal

aik siyasatdan najoomi ke paas gayya aor
kaha najoomi mera hath dekho,kiya mein
agely jehaan mein gadha ban sacta hoon
najoomi ne hath dekha aor kaha sorry bhai bar bar aik shakal mein janam nahin milta.

HAM KHO GAYE TARAY PYAAR MAIN TUM KHO GAYA HAMARAY PYAAR MAIN SUB KHOH GAYA TUMHARAY PYAAR MAIN

pagal tum na payer tu ka mager pyar ke prove ne wooh dashman ha tere tere yaar ne. akan khole ke dake

galti to kisi ki bhi nahi, dil ko kyun gunah-gar maanein
chaha to humne bhi tha unhe, vo hi na dil ki baat jaanein
kahte to hain bhool jaayenge unko, par kya ye mumkin hai
jee to hum kisi ke bhi saath lenge, par hum adhoore un-bin hain

aik kuta apnai bachey ko dhonta dhonta aik gher kai pass aker khata hojata hai .itnai main wahan sai aik aur kuey ka guzar hota hai .woh pochta hai bhai yahan kiyon khatey hoo,kuta kehta hai bhai mera bacha ghum gaya hai main ussai dhond raha hoon,to woh doosra kuta kehta hai yeah kiya tareeqa hai bacha dhondnai ka tum to yahan khatey hoo,woh kuta kehta hai kai baat drasal yeah hai kai ander do admmi ladh raha hain aik kehta hai to kutey ka bacha .doosra kehta hai to kutey ka bacha .ab jo kutey ka bcha mana jayega main usko sath laiker chala jayoonga

Eak nojawan bade josh se padrey se keh raha tah ""pehlay roz main ne bara machleyan(fishes)pakdee, aglay roz pandra(fifteen)or phir iss se aglay
roz ""
padrey ne matanat se jawab deya ""jab main tumharee humar ka tah to her roz darjanoo machliyan pakada karta tah magar afsoos ke main padree ban gaya or main ne jhute bolna tark kar diya

suna hai ishq mein neend barii atti hai arre hum se bhi koi ishq kerke humein neend barii atii hai

a young woman was describing her date to a friend. after dinner he wanted to come back to my apartment but i refused she said i told him my mother would worry if i did anything like that then wat happened? asked her friend.
He kept insisting and i kept refusing the young woman replied he didnot weaken your resolve did he the friend asked
not a bit in the end we went back to his apartment i figured let his mother worry

OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR FATHER-S NAME ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER-------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------METRIC PASS
OFFICER------------------------------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER-------------------------------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER--------------------------------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE-----------------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER----------------------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER------------------------------------------M P!!!!
CANDIDATE--------------------------------------WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER------------------------------------------MENTALLY PUNCTURED