joke

aik dafa aik teacher ne class main bachon se poocha k aaj kis ne sawab ka kam kia hai sab ne hath karey kie teacher ne poocha kia kia hai sab ne kaha k aaj hum ne aik buori ourat ko sarak par karaee hai wo bohot heran huee kaha k sab ne kaise karaee hai to aik bache ne kaha k wo sarak par karna nahi chahti thi hum sab ne us ko utha kar sarak par kraee hai .

aik bachay ka baap bohot zaalim hota hay, aik din ko kissi baat par bachay ko baap se bohot maar partee hay, bacha raat ko sonay se pehlay rotay rotay du--aa maangta hay k ya Allah mera baap mar ja--ay;
sobah hotee hay to HAMSAYA mar jaata hay.

jag uth khara ho chadi pahan are bag ja
aghar boor ho rah hay to chatting room main chala ja

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aik admi kay ghar per khuch log melny atty hain uss say aur wo admi un say melna nahi chahta aur appny bety ko khata hai un ko ja kar kahoo mera aba ghar per nahi hai wo bacha un admeio kay pass jatta hai aur khata hai mera aba khata hai may ghar per nahi hoo ................ha...ha...ha..ha

sharam unko aati hai jo sharmate hai,
sharam unko aati hai jo sharmate hai
hum itne besharam hai,
ki sharam humse sharmati hai.

sardaar ji bohot romantic lehjay main apnee bv se poochtay hain; janoo, hamaree shadee ko aaj 4 saal hoga--ay hain, zra achee tarah soch kar bta--o ke tum nay iss arsaray main sab se ziyada kis din ENJOY kiya?
B V: sardaar ji iss main sochnay walee konsee baat hay, jiss din app Dehli ga--ay thay, uss din.................

sardaar ji: suna yaar kiya haal hay?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: karobaar kaisa hay?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: b v bachay?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
saraad ji: kitnay bachay hain?
friend: 4, sab oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: o--ay B V to khosh hay na?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: o--ay ye bataa teray oopar walay ghar main rehta kon ha?

2 seats wala 1 jahaaz east punjab k aik QABRISTAN mian gir k tabah ho ga--ya hay, muqaami sikh hazraat ja--ay hadisah par pohonch kar 500 dead bodies nikaal chukay hain. aakhree khabrain aanay tak imdaadee karwa--iyan jaari hain aur mazeed dead bodies baramad horahi hain.