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Is topic ka matlab tu aap log khoub acchi terha jaante hoon gai.mujhe batane ki zaroorat nahin hai.agar aap kisi se pyaar kerain tu please us ka ezhaar zaroor ker dien.kyoin ke her koi aankhoon ki zabaan nahin samjhta hai.is liye kisi ke dil na khelein.kyoin ke ho skahta hai ke baad main aap ko na mile.isliye jab bhi app ko kisi se pyaar ho tu apne ghar waloon ko zaroor agah kerian.is se so logoon ki life tabah hone se batch jati hai.main aim aap ko heart kerna hergis nahin hai.aaj kal log flart bahuoot kerte hain.aur dosroon ke diloons ebahuoot khelte hain.aisa please mat kerian aap log.kisi ke bhi dil se na khelein app log.ho skahta hai ke kal yehi aanson apa ke liye problems create ker dein.is liye na kisi ke jazbaat se khelein.be sahk pyaar aik accha jazba hai.but is ko acchi terha se aur paak jazbe ke sath kiya jai.us ki mohabbat khabhi bhi raai gaa nahin jati hai.please apa log perh ker bataye gaa ke aap ko meri story kaisey lagi hai.werna pyaar kerna be kaar hai.agar is ko sache jazbe ke sath na kiya jai tu..werna phir apa bhi yehi kahein gai ke .""Ab kisi se khabhi pyaar kerna nahin.""

You see today I was thinking how to think because thinking is a very good thing to do and one must do it almost everyday. So I finally started thinking how to think and then came to the decision that thinking is done by communicating with your brain. Now if you take out your brain out of your head then you die so how to then communicate with your brain? Then a wise man told me to write brain on a piece of paper. I wrote B R A I N. then he asked me what ?B? stands for and I replied that it stands for Bastard. He smiled a bit and then asked what does ?R? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Rani. He wondered a bit and then asked me what does ?A? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Addicted. He surprised a bit and then asked what ?I? stands for and I replied by saying that it stands for Irritate. He laughed a bit and then asked what ?N? stands for and so I replied to him by saying that it stands for Nurse. But when I asked him why did he ask me to tell him so many things he replied by stating that I thought of what the letters in the word brain stands for without thinking that I was thinking and I replied by saying oh so that is how you actually think. You see that is how I started doing thinking.

kal dhoop key mely sey kharedey they khiloney .jo moom ka putla tha hho ghar ghar tak bhi na puocha .

Kaise Bataun main tumhe mere liye tum koun ho.. Kaise bataun..Kaise bataun main tumhe tum darkeno ka sangeet ho, jeewan ka tum sangeet ho, tum zindagi tum bandagi, tum rooshini, tum tazegi, tum har khushi, tum pyaar ho, tum preet ho manmit ho....Aankoon mein tum, yadoo mein tum, sansoo mein tum, ahoo mein tum, neendo mein tum, khwabo mein tum, tum ho meri har baat main, tum ho meri din rath mein,Tum subaah mein, tum shaam mein, tum soch mein tum kaam mein, Mere liye paanah bhi tum, mere liye koonah bhi tum..mere liye haasna bhi tum, mere liye rona bhi tum our jagna soona bhi tum....Jaou kahi deeko kahi, tum ho waha tum ho wahi....
Kaise bataun main tumhe tum bin kuch bhi nahin...Kaise bataun mai tumhe mere liye tum koun ho......Yeh joh tumhara roop hai yeh zindagi ki doop ha, tarshan se tarsha hai badan baahti hai jisme ek agen, yeh shokhiyaan, yeh maastiyaan tumko hawaon se mili, zulfe gataon se mili, hoonton mein kaliyaan kilgai aakhon mein chilein milgai, chehre mein simtii chandeni, awaaz mein hai raageni, sheeshe ke jaissa roop hain poloon ke jaissa rang hain, nadion ki jaissi chaal hain, kya husan hai kya haal hai, yeh jeesam ki ranginia jaisse hazaron titliya, bahoon ke yeh gulaiya, ashel mein yeh parchaiya, yeh negeria hain khuwab ki, Kaise bataun main tumhe yeh halet dile betaab ki, Kaise Bataun main tumehe mere liye tum koun ho.. kaise bataun..kaise bataun.............. Kaise bataun main tumhe mere liye tum daahram ho, mere liye Imaan ho, tum hi Ibaadat ho meri,
tum hi to chaahat ho meri, tum hi mera arman ho, taktaho main har paal jaise tumhi woh tasweer ho, tumhi meri takdeer ho, tumhi sitara ho mera, tumhi nazara ho mera, joh dehaan mein ho tum, jaisse mujhe gereh ho tum, purrap meim tum, pashshin mein tum, uktar mein tum, takhil mein tum, sare mere jeewan mein tum, har pal mein tum, har theez mein tum, mere liya rasta bhi tum, mere liye manzil bhi tum, mere liye saager bhi tum, mere liye sahil bhi tum,mein dehkta bas tumko ho, main suchta bas tumko houn, main jantha bas tumko houn,
mai manta bas tumko houn, tumhi meri pehchan ho,kaise batoun main tumhe mere liye tum deewi ho, mere liye bagwaan ho, Kaise Bataun main tumhe... mere liye tum koun ho, kaise bataun...???????

""By Pashtoon Nariwal""

ASHIQ WAHI HAI JO TA QIYAMAT TAK QAIM RAHAI

ASHIQ WAHI HAI JO TA QIYAMAT TAK QAIM RAHAI

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, --Hey, lady! You-re really ugly!"" The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said ""Hey, lady! You-re really ugly!""

The lady was so angy that she went into the store and told the store manager that she would sue the store if it didn-t stop insulting her.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn-t say it again.

The next day, the lady deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot.

""Hey, lady!"" the parrot said.

""Yes?"" said the lady...

""You know!"" said the parrot.

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BIWI SAHWR SAY MINA TUM SAY KAHA THA JAB 5BAJ KAR 10MIN HO JAINE TU STOW BANDH KARNA TUM NAY KYU NAHI KYA SHOWR ABHI 5 BAJH KAR 7 MIN HUANI HAIN.