joke

once, a guy went to an old lady-s house
to meet her. she called him in and offerd
a seat, the guy sat down and started talking to her,
as the time passed the guy started to feel hungry, he saw a bowl of popcorns on the
table. without caring to ask the lady he started eatin the popcorns, ""hum
these r really testy"" said the guy ""yes, u see i dont have teeth in my mouth so what i do is just suck all the caramel from them""
answered the lady.

The year is 1976 in Moscow.
Boris the out-of-work worker goes into the Moscow
Vodka Factory in Russia and says....""Please give
me a job.""
""Sign here comrade,"" says the manager.
""I-m illiterate,"" says Boris.
""Get out of here! No job,"" snarls the manager.

The year is 2001 in New York.
Boris the Russian-American building inspector goes
into a New York jeweler-s and pays cash for a
20,000 necklace for his girlfriend. ""You could have
written a check for this purchase sir,"" says the
clerk.
Boris thinks to himself ""If I could write, I
would be working in a Moscow Vodka Factory.""

ONE EVENING TIERD HUSBAND COME FROM OFFICE TO HOME AND ASK HIS WIFE FOR DINNER .
WIFE:THE DINNER IS NOT PREPARE THIS TIME.DO WAIT
HUSBAND:OH THAT IS BETTER THAT I TAKE DINNER AT THE RESTURANT.
VOICE OF WIFE SUDDENLY COME THAT ""FIVE MINUTES""
HUSBAND(WITH WONDERING):WHAT!YOU WILL PREPARE DINNER IN ""FIVE MINUTES"".
WIFE:NO,I SHALL PREPARE FOR GOING WITH YOU TO RESTURANT IN ""FIVE MINUTES""

tum na majuy dil dia dil dare sumje kaer
mane tujay pake daia naswar sumje kaer

A British doctor says ""Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work
in six weeks.""

A German doctor says, ""That-s nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.""

A Russian doctor says, ""In my country medicine is so advanced we can take
half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.""

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, ""You guys are way behind, we
just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and
now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for
war.""

which one that fly's up i the sky that has two wings and goes really fast.

which fly-s very hi! could do any thing he wants but the thing is very poison.

Wapse ka pata nahee. ghar se nekla hoo ansoo ke terha.

one worm:u r so beautiful,i want to marry u.
other worm:stupid,i m ur other end.