joke

maa apny son say kahti hay k bathroom say bahir nikalo son kahta hay maa lota bahir hay khod hi hen i jaayi gi

ak adme nahe appne beve ko awaz de k bagam jaldi karoo hum laet ojae ge jab us nahe dobar awaz de k bagam may ak cante say bora hoon ak hum late hoja ge tu q nahe so te oo tu us ki bevi nah kahak may ak cante say kheri hoon k bass ak menat orr

CHANDNEE CHAN NAL HONDEE AIY STARAYAAN NAL NAYEEN
KHANG MONGBHLEE NALHONDEE AIY CHOWARAYAAN NAL NAYEEN

Ek chota sa bacha apney ma(mother) ka saath juma bazaar ja raha tha oor woo saib(apple) ka ra hota hai achanak oos ka saib(apple) zameen per gir jata hai tooo woo otanay lagta hai tooo oss ke ma(mother) kahtey hain ka baata nichaa giree hooi cheez ko naheen odatey too ek din oos ke ma(mother) ghater main gir jatey hai tooo woo apne batay ko kahtey hai ka bata mujey bahaar nikaloo tooo bata agha sa jawaab data hai ka ma(mother) app na he tooo ka tha ka nicka gerie hoi cheez ko naheen odatey.

aik aadmy ne doosre aadmy se kaha ke kabhy kabhy bewqoof bhi acchy baat ker deta hai.....doosre ne kaha han tum ne bahut achhy baat kahee hai..ha ha ha

aik jaga show ho raha tha. ka jo sab sa ziadda bholey gha us ko aik bike miley ghi.(1) atha ha or bholta ha ka maney aik dafa itna bhoola tha ka mari masi ki bati mar gai (2)atha ha or bholta ha ka aik dafa maney itna bhola ka mari sass mar gai (3)atha ha or khamosh rahta ha. sab khamosh rahtey ha ka ab kuch bholey gha par nahin bholta kampiar bholta ha ka bahi kuch to bhoolo to (3)banda bholta ha 15minute sa bhool raha app na nahin suna ...sab ka moooo khool jatey ha ......very bad..

Hawai Jahaz kay Captain nay mic per aylaan kartey huway kaha: ""Khawateen-o-Hazraat, main aap ka Captain Heera Laal Panna Laal bol raha hoon! Hum is waqt 33,000 feet ki bulandi per hain, mausam khushgavar hay aur har cheez maamool kay mutabiq theek kaam kar rahi hay. Ummeed hay aap ka safar khushgavar guzrey ga""... ... iskay baad logon nay captain ko kehtay sunna (choon-kay woh mic Off karna bhool gaya tha ) ""chalo jee! ab main Cofee peeyon ga or phir Air hostess say gaana sunoonga""... Yeh suNNtay hi aik Airhostess jahaz kay pichlay hissay say doori takey captain ko bata sakey kay woh mic band kerna bhool gaye hain! Abhi air hostess beech rastey main hi thi kay kissi cheez say paon takraya or woh dharaam say girri...

Baraber ki seat per baithey hue aadmi nay kaha ""BB, itni bhi kiya jaldi hai! abhi to woh Coffee peeyay ga.....

optician:you need glasses.
patient:but i-m aiready wearing glasses.
optician:are you?then i need glasses.

A doctor wanted to check all the crazy people in hospital, he put a table and put some oil on the top and called crazy to put the light, when went up, they feel down and the last brought a news paper and putted on the table and stand and fix the light. The doctor asks how you understand. He said I was little short, I brought the news paper to make me tall.