joke

mujhe jana hai aik baccha hota hai woh apni ammi se kehta hai ke mujhe jana hai aami kehteen hain kahaan beta hain to baccha kehta hai toilet hahahhaha

mere yaar ki shahde hai mujhe apna dost ki sahde main jana hai main ne apne dost se piyar kiya hai

Do saheliya Apaas mein baten kar raye hote hai tu aik dost baut parashan hote hai or dosri dost muskara riye hote tu phele dost bolte hai ke mere mian roz raat ko ghar late ate hai dosri bolte hai ke mere saat be yeh masla tha mere mian ghar late atay thay likan aja mujhe pata hai ki woh kaha hai woh mar chuke hai ais liye mein kush thi.

The mouse was walking proudly into the jungle wearing precious cloths and glasses on his eye, not caring anyone around him.

The Owl passing by him, asked, what did happened, you are walking so proudly.

Don-t you know, replied the mouse, what the incidence yesterday occured in the Jungle.

What-s eh, asked Owl. Oh...you poor bird, mouse started telling him, the Lioness has been kidnaped, said the mouse very secretly.

Well... this I know, said the Owl, what-s that made you so proud then.

Somebody said that my name also appears in the FIR, the mouse said and walked away getting his neck high

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
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aik shaks pagal hota hai aur woh hamesha apna paan khata hai jab woh paan khata hai to paddo bhi surata hai aur hamesha ki taraha pagal khane main band hojata hai

ek class kay exams ho rahay hotay hai tu do shaks apas main kuch pochtay hai tu us class kay sir pochtay hai kay kiya poch rahay hoo tu ek larka bola kay sir yah japan ka capital poch rahay thay tu sir kahtay hai tum nai batadiya khata hai nahi sir main nay kaha kay aj toka hai ayedha nahi tokoya

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself ""Oh God, I-m screwed!!!!!.""

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: ""No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.""

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: ""Okay ..... NOW you-re screwed.""

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave... ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer...""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

""No"", said the other Indian. ""It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" When he heard the return, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, ""Man! Look at the size of that cave! It-s bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!""

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, ""WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.


The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!