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Cycle

Aik sardar ne cycle chalatay huey aik larki ko takkar maar di. Larki: Gusay say , Break nahi maar saktay. Sardar: lo ji pori cycle tu mar di hai aur kia karon. Bushra Anjum 0314-4768720

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Sardar Joke

Sardar apni GF ke sath bike per ja raha tha tez speed k sath. GF: Sardar g mainu dar lagda we, ki karan, Saradr: tu wi meri tara akhan band ker lay..... Pls SMS Sumaira ... 03145506476

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Sardar & Pathan

1 sardar aur 1 pathan faraz ka shukria ada karnay gaye. Faraz ne pocha kiun/ wo bolay. jab se pakistanio ne ap ki poetry ko rolana shuru kia hai hamari jaan choot gayi hai .. Bushra Anjum -- 0314-4768720

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Pizza Order

SARDAR ORDER PIZZA,

WAITER : SIR SHOULD I CUT IT INTO 4 PIECES OR INTO 8 PIECES?

SAEDAR : 4 HI KARDE 8 KHAYE NAHI JAYEINGE....!

[ AGAR KOI MUJHAY FIT FIT SAY SMS KARNA CHAHE TOU PLZ ISS NO PAY SEND KAR SAKTE HO 03135131245 ]

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Kismat

Aik Sardar Sarak kinary Amrod bech raha tha.
aik admi aa kar bola sardar g amrod se keera nikla hai. sardar g boley yeh tumhari kismat hai kal aik admi ka motorcycle nikla tha


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Egg s Mother

Ek sardar UK gaya. Aik din wo kisi hotel mein lunch ke liye gaya.
Wo murgi khana chahta tha lekin ussey yeh pata nahi tha ke murgi ko english mein kya kehte hai. Waiter order lene aya.
Waiter: Wat do u want!!!
Sardar: Egg--s Mother

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Football Final

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai



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Sardar

There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how much a ride would cost.

The driver frets a little and tells them, Sahab! If only four of you were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/- more.

The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi driver says, You have to pay me Rs. 28/-.

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

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21

21

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0

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The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of exultant happiness is written on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says,

See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how do for those tax forms I get very often.

The process is slow but is sure. The other sardars nod their heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

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28

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i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28

so this checks out. He then says, Yes, it--s correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh. It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man, you know! Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn--t think it is a bad deal but says, No problem!

I will verify it via mathematical computation. I--ll verify it with multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see! While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as shown:

13

x7

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21

7

--

28 This checks out as well.

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Then he says, This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods. Peace reigns at the President--s residence as the inhabitants and guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion.


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Sharafat

2 sardar bank lotne gaye
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b sardar tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana.....

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