Zindgi apni masti mein jia kr

Ishq bht buri cheez hy na kiya kr

Tu apna pura dehaan career pay mour dey

or apni sari girlfriends mere liye chor dy

Agar Iss Waqt Aap
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New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stood up

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: "nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha"

1 Choti Si Nasihat
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Itni Taizi Say Button Dabanay Say Keypad Kharab Ho Jata Hai

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Samajh tou gaye ho ge..

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Islamabado aai hai FAX

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