Pathan

1 khatoon bewa ho gai uss k 4 bachy thy.apny husband ki death k baad wo akeli apny bachoon ko palti rahi koi 2,3, saal k baad uss ki mulaqat 1 essy insaan sy hoi jis ki bv mar chuki thi or uss k bhi 4 bachy thy donoo ny shade ker li kaai saal guzar gy iss shade sy bhi unn k 4 bachy howy 1 din husband office main kaam ker raha tha k uss ki bv ny bachoon ki larai sy taang aa k badhawasi main yoon phone kiya zara jaldi gher aaiay husband ny pocha keun bv ny kaha bachoon ny gher ko medany jang bana rakha hi pehly tumharry bachoon ny merry bachoon ko mara phir merry bachoon ny tumharry bachoon ki khoob dhulai ki phir hum donoo k bachoon ny hamarry bachoon ko mara hi . hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ik bacha rota hua ghar aata hai to us ki amma poochti hai k beta kyun roo rahe ho beta; abba gatar mein gir gaye. amma; yeh to hansne ki baat hai tum roo kyun rahe ho? beta; mein hans hi raha tha abba ne thapper maarr diya hahaha

Ek dehati sarak per peeshab kar raha hota hay to itne mai ek angrace wahan say guzarta hay or us admi say pouchta hay k aap yahan peshab kar rahay ho to yahan police nahi pakarti to admi bolta hay nahi sahab yahan khud paker k karna parta hay hahahaha hay na funny;)

aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon

Paanch dost byerozgaar hote hai,wo ek taxi late hai rent per chalne k liye,aur wo subha se laiker shaam tak taxi chalate hai magar koi sawari nahi bethti hai..........
POCHO KYON KOI SAWARI NAHI BETHTI HAI???
is liye k wo pancho khud hi taxi mai bethe hote hai to sawari nai bhal khak bethye gii
hahahahahahahahaha

aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he .

Dis Cat,is Cat,a Cat,good Cat,Way Cat,to Cat,keep Cat,a Cat,Ediot Cat,bussy Cat ,for Cat,2o Cat,Seconds Cat,Now read it widout Word CAT......
hahahahahhah..........

Chandni raat thi!

Wo mere sath thi!

Mai Upper tha!

Woh mere nichey thi!

Yaaro bora na manna!

Wo meri MOTORBICK thi.
HaHaHaHaH

Aap ki awaz Koyal jaisi,Aankhayn Hiran jaisi,Chaal Mor jaisi,Aadatayn Bander jaisi,Acha Hota agar koi Aik Cheez insanon Wali b Hoti .....hahahahah