Pathan

Some girls were talking about their beauty.

1st:Mere hussan ka raaz hai:BIO NIKHAAR.
2nd:Mere hussan ka raaz hai:FAIR & LOVELY.
3rd:Mere hussan ka raaz hai:TIBET.
4th:Mere hussan ka raaz hai:LUX.
5th:Mere hussan ka raaz hai:IODEX

Hahahahahaha.............

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Patient: Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to bhook lagti hai,, Na soun to neend ati hai,,, or zyada kaam kr k thak jata hoon,,

Doc say: Sari raat dhoop me baitho thek ho jao gai,,, hahahahahaha

Pathan. Hum nay eik esi cheez banai hai jis ki dosri taraf dekha ja sakta hai.
Sardar G. na mumkin , wasy wo kia cheez hai ?
Pathan. Sorakh

GHALIB NE APNI GIRL FRIEND KO DATE PER BULAYA WO LATE HOGAI....

GIRL: AM I LATE ??

GHALIB: FALAK PE SITARON KO NEND ARAHI HAI..

DOSRI KA TIME HO GYA TU AB ARAHI HAI.. hahahaha

Punjabi like huqqa.Pathan likes naswar.Sindhi likes paan.Balochi likes dry friut.
But my friend i like U.
What u liike?
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Fakeer: Allah k naam pe dai do baba...

MAAF KARO BABA...

FAKEER: beta kuch to dai do?

ACHA BABA JO YE SMS PAR RAHA ISKO LAI LO

Fakeer: mai ne bheek mangi hai BHEKARI nahi.. hahahahhah

Ek Aurat embriodary ki shop pr gai our pocha: Yahan per galye miltye hai???

Salesman bola: Milte to nahi hai par aap kehti ho to mil lete hai,,,, hahahhahaha

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

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Father : Nalayk Pados Ki Larki Daikh ,, wo exam me first ayi hai...

Son : Usko to dekhta tha tabi to fail ho gya ho ..... hahahahahah