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aek dafa aik aadme ja raha tha us ne dekha aek aadme road per late kar song ga raha tha jab woh wapas aaya to woh aadme ulta leeta hoowa tha us ne poocha jab main gaya th to tum seedhe the main aaya hoon to tum ultay laitay ho kia baat hai us ne jawab dia woh mere A side the yeh mere B side hai ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ek admi hota wo bolta hay kay muje guuuh aye hay to dusra admi bolta hay ke yahi pass me gurumandir hay waha jaker karlo.............
to wo bolta hay nahi gurumandir me kaise kar sakta hu main guuuuhhh wo to abhi abhi bana hay to dusraa admi bolta hay to kia huwa tumara guuuh bhi to abhi abhi bana hay .....hahahhahahahha

when u need care just call me , when ever u feel cry just call me if i did--nt got success 2 make u laugh then i ll cry wid u also,when ever u need love just call me i ll love u more then ne one ,when ever u need money .................
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the number u have dialed is not respoding at the moment.. plzz do not try again later also....;) hahahahaha
hi guyzzz n girls
keep smiling n mailing me also
take care
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aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik aadmi express bus mein safar kar raha hota hai safar bohat lamba hota hai achanak usay rastay mein pati aa jati hai bohat zoor ki woh bus driver kay paas jata hai aur usay kehta hai k mujhey bohat zoo ki pati aai hai bus roko to driver kehta hai k bus express hai yeh nahi ruk sakti lehaza woh aadmi wapas apni seat per ja kay bayth jata hai aur pent mein hi pati kar deta hai thori deer baad driver us say aa k poochta hai k tum nay pati kyun ki to woh aadmi kehta hai k yeh bhi express hai yeh bhi nahi rukti hahahahahah

dekho bahi jo b atif faran gohar and shazi
ka o b fan hay bura mat manaaa
kher shazi ka to koi fan hi nahi ho gaa kiu wo to sin part bal to dekho chichambo khopra pak jese hay hahahaha bura mat manna shazi

eik pagal jo ganja hota ha nae ke pass bal katwane jata ha nae bal katne ke 15 rs leta ha us ganje ko kehta ha tum mujhe 30 rs do woh kehta ha kyun?
tu nae kehta ha 15 rs tumhare bal dondane ke o-r 15 katne ke
hahahahahaha

Mathematicaly if we suppose
that GIRLS = TIME X MONEY
IF SUPPOSE THT TIME = MONEY
THEN IT MAKES
GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY
GIRLS= MONEY (2) SQUARE
AS MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL EVIL , THEN PUTTING THE VALUE OF EVIL IN MONEY THEN WE HAVE THAT KIND OF EQUATION
GIRLS = EVIL (2) SQUARE
TO REMOVE THE SQUARE WE TAKE THE JAZAR
FINAL EQUATION WILL BE THAT
BECAUSE THE GAZAR WILL CANCEL THE SQUARE
AND THE GIRLS = EVIL
HENCE PROVE THAT GIRLS ARE EVEL
HAHA HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHA

DO DOST APAS MJAIN BAAT KAR RAHEE TEE HAIN ? EK DOST KAHTA HEE MAREE ABBA KEE PAAS ITNEE BAREE ZAMEEN HEE KII TUM 10 DAYS CYCLE CHALOOW PHIR BHEE KHATAM NAHEE HO GEE? .......... 2ND DOST MAREE BAAP KE PAAS ITNA BARA DANDA HEE KE WOO CLOUDS KO CHOTA HEE.....1ST DOET ITNA LAMBA DANDA TUM HAREE ABBU KHAAN RAKHTEE HAIN?............2ND DOST TUM HAREE ABBA KEE ZAMEEEN PEEEEEEE..........?HAHAHAHAHA................. ???

do behre train mein safer ker rahe hote hain,1 behra dosre behre se poochta hai k kia aapp lahore jaa rehe hain 2 kehta hai nahin mein lahore jaa raha hoon 1 behra kehta hai acha mein samjha aapp lahore jaaa rahe hain................hahahahahaha