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aik budha sarak k kinare beth ker ro raha hota hai k wahan se aik larka guzarta hai to woh us admi se poochta hai k unkle aapp kyun roo rahe hain to budha kehta hai k mujhe mere abba ne danta hai larke ko bari hairat hoti hai woh us k saath us k ghar jata hai to wahan aik aur budha betha hota hai larka poochta hai yeh aapp ka beta hai aapp ne is ko kyun danta to abba kehta hai kameena apne dada ko chair raha tha...........hahahahahahahahah

Question#1::::: ((((PAKISTAN kiss na banaya? i only says kiss na banaya plzz soch samjh kay jawab dana
ANSWER::::((( PAKISTAN mazdoroo na banaya hai ..................... hahahahhahahaha

aik sardar ji train main safar kar rahey they k unn ko wash room ki zaroorat paish aa gayee. jub sardar ji ney wash room ka darwaza khola to samney sheesha lag dekh kar samjhey k shayed koi aur sardar ji ander hain. ye sardarji sorry bol kar wapas aa gaye, aur doosrey wash room mein chaley gaye. wahan bhee aisa hee huaa. sardrji ne TT ko shikayat ki k mujhey wash room jana hai,aur jaldi hai, koi wash room khaali kerwa dein. ittefaq se TT bhee sardar ji theyy. unhon ne jub wash room ka darwaza khol kar daikha to samney sheesha daikh kar wapas aa gaye, aur boley, yaar sardar ji , ander to STAFF ka banda hai!! hahahahahaa

5 FRIENDS MILKE RESTAURANT MAI KHANA KHANE JAATE HAI. KHANA KHANE K BAAD SAB KA MOOD BANTA HAI K ICE CREAM KHAAYI JAAYE TOE DECIDE HOTI HAI K CONE ICE CREAM KHATE HAI, TOE WO LOG WAITER BOOLWATE HAI ICE CREAM MANGWANE KO. SAB APNE APNE FLAVOUR KEHTE HAI K MUJHE YE CHHAIYE MUJHE WO CHHAIYE, TOE UN MAI SE EK BOLTI HAI K KOI BHI LE AAO.
WAITER JAWAAB YE DETA HAI MEM SAAB MEHNDI KI CONE LE AAOOOO.
HAHAHAAAA...

do dost jaaarahe hote hai un k samne aik mota billa jaaaraha hota hai 1 dost dosre se kehta hai k yaaaar dekh kitnna mota billa jaaaraha hai dosra kehta hai k haaan yaaar itna mota pehle kabhi nahin dekha itne mein billa palty maaar ker kehta hai tere baaapp ka khata hooon kia.hahahahahahahahahah u know its true hahahahah

aik aurat apni hamsai ke ghar jate hai wahan aik book use achee lagte hai woh apni hamsai se kehti hai ke woh use book de de us ki hamsai kehte hai ke main kisi ko book nahin dete tum ne jitne parhni hai yahin parh lo kuch din baad us ki hamsai us ke ghar aati hai aur us se jsaroo mangte hai to woh kehte hai ke main kisi ko jharoo nahin dete tum ne jitne dene hai yahin de lo.HAHAHAHAAHAHA

aik bacha examination hall main doodre bache ki copy kar raha tha teacher ne ghuse se kaha tum kaho to us ke saath bitha doon talib ilam nahin mujhe yahan se saaf nazaar aa raha hai HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sardar zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
Chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
?YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI
hahahhahahha
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Sardar apne ek friend se: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte

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