Pathan

sub say zinda pagal koun????????????? pata hai koun jo is ko par raha hai hahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaa

aik monkey apni ammi se rotay hoay kehta hai maa mein kitna budd soorat hoon.Maa kehte hai beta roo mut aakhir woh bhi hai jo is waqt yah message par raha hai ahahhahahahahaha

waisay tu tum mujh ko AZIZ ho halan k tum kya CHEEZ ho nakhray tu tum aisay karte ho, jaisay k tum Shaukat Aziz ho
hahhahahahahahhahahahaa

higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Teacher to sardar say that name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar: frog
Teacher theek hay hor das ?
sardar: frog da praah, bhen, piyo,te maa..... hahahahahhaa

HAR GALI HAR DEEWAR PAR TERA NAAM LIKHA HAI...HAR GALI HAR DEEWAR PAR TERA NAAM LIKHA HAI...UPPAR WANTED AUR NICHEY INAAM LIKHA HAI... HAHAHAHA

1) Muhajir Hukumat Karega

2) Punjabi Sach Bolayga

3) Memon Badmashi Karega

4) Sindhi Mehnat Karega

5) Pathan Ko Larki Pasand Ayegi

6) Balochi Angrezi Bolayga

7) Khatmal Aur Pushto Bhai Bhai Ban jayengay

8) Bengali Topi Pehnayga

9) Behari Paisay Kharch Karega

10) Gilgiti Larraye Kerna Chor Dengay

ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathat:
wai zaroor dega PTCL per MOBILE per

A Pathan tried to commit suicide some 1 asked, Why r u doing this?

Pathan:Hamara Bivi Hamara Dost K Saath Bhaag Gaya Hai.aur Hum Apna Dost K Bagher Nahi g Sakta.