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Mast hawain hain mousam bhi sohana hai bandar bhi sms/jokes parh rahay hain educational zamana hai hahaha

1 Din sardar je ko cell per message kiya keh message sender is cool and reader is fool sardar je replied no no, sender is fool but reader is cool.........hahahahahaha

A DEVIL CAME AND RUNNING MY ROOM.
HE TOLD ME HE WANNA TO TROUBLE GOOD PEOPLE
I TOLD UR NAME BUT HE ANSWERED
--OH NO--
I CANT DISTURB MY BOSS

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3 tips 2 brake a mirror,

1: Thow stone on mirror

2: Take mirror and just drop it

3: U just go and stand before the mirror and smile.................


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Banta: yeh
AUTOMATICALLY Kya hota hai??????

Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, jab auto mein koi ganji larkija rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

hahaha

KOI PATHER SE NA MARE
DEWANE KO......................
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BOMB KA ZAMANA HAI.......( ,)
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BOMB SE URA DO SALE KO.
HAHAHAHAHA

your future depends upon
upon ur dreams so go to
sleep .hahaha

na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se pange liya karo

na kisi ko dil diya karo

na kisi se dil liya karo

healthy life jiya karo

rooz
rooz
Good milk

piya karo


ha hahahahahahahahahahah


always b haPpY

APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
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