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Sana Ali

Call Girl

Aik dafa aik pathan aik call girl ko mila he asked from call girl what is your rate .she replied.500 on bed,300 on sofa,100 on grass.pathan gave her 500.she said.wow on bed--.Pathan says.no no 5 times on grass.

· 2 Like · Nov 27, 2014 at 11:11
Category: funny
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Zinda Baad

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola ?ZINDA BAAD!!?


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2014 at 15:11
Category: funny
 
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Neelum Chaudhry

Battery Low

dokandar:bahi ap roz new battery Q lety hai.pathan:yara roz mobile pe msg ata hai BATTERY LOW. BATTERY LOW.




· 5 Like · Nov 08, 2014 at 04:11
Category: funny
 
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Mian Usman

Rail Ki Advaice(bachnay K Liay)

rail ki patri pr hagna maat
rail ayegi gandh phat jay gi
pahlay tu haat say gand dohta tha
kahi ya na ho k gand say haat dho bahtay








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· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2014 at 08:11
Category: funny
 
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Shagufta Yasmeen

Pathaan

1 PATHAN ROTI K UPPER ROTI RAKH K KHA RAHA THA
B.V BOLI : KHAN SAHAB KIA HOA?
PATHAN: TABIYAT KHARAB HE DOCTOR NE DOUBLE ROTI KHANEY KO KAHA HAI.

· 1 Like · Nov 06, 2014 at 18:11
Category: funny
 
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Dawood Ali

Pathan

PATHAN GHAR WALON K SATH APNA RISHTA DEKHNAY GAYA,
GHAR WALO NE KAHA DONO KO AKELA CHOR DO,
PATHAN:BEHEN G AAP K KITNAY BHAI HAIN???
PAHLY 3 THEY, AB 4 HO GAYE HAIN.



· 1 Like · Nov 05, 2014 at 04:11
Category: funny
 
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Hina Raheel

O Akhrot

1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.




· 1 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 06:11
Category: funny
 
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Omar Hassan

Hakomat

Aik pathan Se kisi ne poucha keh yaar tum ne apnq bucha karachi or dosra lahore Kiun Bheja?
pathan replied?
Hakomat kehti hy bachoun k darmiyan waqfa acha hota hai




· 1 Like · Oct 25, 2014 at 21:10
Category: funny
 
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Kashif Mali

Easy Load

pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load he?
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....



· 2 Like · Oct 23, 2014 at 22:10
Category: funny
 
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