aik aadmy ne doosre aadmy se kaha k meri beevi tumary beevi se moty hai. doosre ne kaha k kistarah?os ne kaha k main apny beevi ko wazan karane keliye jab machine per rakha to machine se aik parchi bahir nikly aur ospar likha tha k barahe mehrbani sirf aik aadmy khara ho.....doosre ne kaha k main apny beevi kee sary(cloth)dhoby k pas le gia to os ne kaha..ajjy main sirf kapre dhota hoon tanboo(tent) nahin dhota...hahahaha

BILI 6 SAL BAD KIYA HO JATI HAI
BATAO BATAO
SOCHO SOCHO
AB BATA BHI DO
CHALO HUM BATATAY HAIN
ARAY YAR 7 SAL KI HO JATI HAI NA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tum Hansti Raho
Hansti raho
Hansti Raho
MUskurati Raho
Sada Khilkhilati Raho
Khush Rhao
Mera Kya Hay
Log Tumhain Hi Pagal Kahein gay
hahahahaha

teacher: tell me that pyjamas is plural or sigular?
student:sigular on the top and plural at the bottom.hahahaha

1 dafa 1 hathi jangle sy guzar raha tha k uss ka samna 1 cheunti sy howa hathi ny kaha k ager main 1 phoonk maroon tu tum urh jao gi....cheunti ny kaha k ager main tumharry kaan main 1 baat bataon tu tum merr jao gy phir cheunti ny hathi k kaan main baat batai or hathi merr gaya.........socho socho cheunti ny hathi k kaan main kya kaha ......................................................................................................uss ny kaha k main tumhary bachy ki maan banay wali hoon ..........hashahahahahaa.......

Ek ustaad Shagird say:
Misaal day kar wazahat karo k Zameen gole hai?
Shagird:
Janaab football gole hai isliyay zameen bhi gole hai.
Isper ustaad nay jawab diya:
Isliyay aap ka number bhi GOLE hai.
hahahahahahahahhahhahahhahah

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi,
Hahahahahah

panch bahi thay panch kay panch kuch kam nahin kattay thay akk din onhoon nay akk taxi garriidii lakin koi sawarii nahin milti thii kyunkay doo aagye thay aur teen peechay bayte thay......hahaahhahahaha

U actually dont know about hidden qualities of U. today i want to tell U some special things about U. hmmm... first of all, intelligent, then graceful, smart, truthful, brave, hardworking, patriot.... and much much more.... ohhh.... one thing more.... its about U but not about YOU. and U is for Umair.... hahahahaha.