Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......

-------------- interview at school ----------------

Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.

hahahahah

PLEASE DONOT TRY THIS

jab main mar jaoon too gham naa karna...........ansoo bhi naa bahana........meri mayat bhi naa uthana...........SEDHE UPER CHALE ANA PARTY KAREN GE HAHAHAHAA

andheri raat thi wo meray saath thi main uskay upper tha wo meray neechay thi hanto main hant thay pairo main pair bura mat manna wo mere cycle thi
hahaha.

apun bolly to handi main marchain ziaada mandta!!!!!
khany kay bad toilet jana mangta !!
or wahan say awazain lagta or kahta
koi Allah ka banda ice say aa kar takoor hi kar day!!!!!
haaahahahaha

wo ayi hai ayi hai wo ayi hai
bary dinoo kay bad ittni qabzi kay sath
bary dinooooo kay bad ittni qabzi kay sath
khul kay tati ayi hai
tati ayi hai ayi hai tati ayi hai
hahahahaha

es ka ilaj hai kisi kay pass kiya?

welcome to the jazz menu
khushi pane ke liye 1 dabayein
muskurane ke liye 2 dabayein
larki se dosti karne ke liye 3 dabayein
mujhe se nijaat paane ke liye apna gala dabaein hahahaahahha:D
keep smiling n spread smilings

ker dia izhar-e-ishq hum ney college mein
100,000 rupai ki bat thi mooft hi ho gai.....

hahahahahahaha

AN ASS BEHIND ANOTHER ASS BEHIND THAT I AND BEHIND ME THA WHOLE NATION PATHAN TEACHING HIS CHILDREN SPELLING OF ASSASSINATION

one son ask to his father,
what is a difference b/w confident and confidential.
he reply:
U r my son that is confidnet and ur friends is also my son this is confidential.hahahaha

Faheem Qamar