Once there were a village in the Philippines called ANASTASIA VILLAGE, people are lively happy and all are frens. one day an stranger came to visit the village, the stranger name is SASSY, he is a GRRRRRR men. he shout inside the village HEYYYYYYYYY TO THOSE HANDSOME GUYS THERE there were many warriors will come to fight yur village and the warriors told me that ALL HANDSOME MEN must hide, cos if yu will not hide all handsome men will be killed and got cut into tiny pieces, then all handsome run into there respective places to hide, after how many minutes SASSY check them if all the man who hide are handsome and then he found this one ugly men, he ask WHY ARE YU HIDING YUR NOT EVEN HANDSOME? the men replied can yu keep a secret? SASSY replied YES, and then the man told him MOM TOLD ME THAT I AM HANDSOME BUT SHE KEEP IT SECRETLY heheehehehe so SASSY just get out and then scratch his head ( can yu smile there) hahahaaaaa

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata

hi guyzzz n girls :)
i have created a formula called brain refresher u wanna try ?
ok in the next 5 seconds ur brain will be refreshed ............
all right here we go............

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Error : No brain detected !

ooh no! :( i cant do any thing on it sorry yaar:(

hahaahhahaha :) email me if u like this one
thanxxx 2 everyone who like it

ek akhbar mein ad chapa amazing exchange offer purani wife layein nayi le jayein ...........
dosre din wahan rash lag gaya ...lekin
bechare husbands ka khila huwa chehra murjha gaya jab unhe pata chala ke ......

wo rose beauty parlour ka ad tha ..... hahaahahaha ;) hello everyone. i just wrote it recently socha ap logo ke sath share karoon

kya app apne chehre ke dagh dhabhoo se pareshan hain ...............
dont be sad ...... keep fair n lovely away
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trust on a trusted name
aise ya wese ./........
kese bhi dagh hoon
sirf excel hai na ! ................. ;-)

dhooooooo dala ........... hahahahahah

You got styleeee ,,,,,,,,,,,
u got intelligence ,,,,,,,,,,,,
u got a fully functional brain..........
u got a bunch of beauty ..........wait...
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oops sorry! wrong number

hahahaahah
keep smiling spread smilingsssss :D

Aik khan sahab Aeropaln main bathte hai. Aeroplan age hi 2 ghante late hota hai jab, Allah Allah ker ke jab aeroplan runway per chalna shuru hota hai khan sahab kahte hai aik to agae hi late hai upper se aeroplan road se ja raha hai. hahahahahah

mein ne pocha chand se ,tu ne dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen , chand ne kaha
Nahi ! ... Nahi ! ..... Nahi ! ....
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guiness book of moon records mein likha hai wo chand ne pehli bar jhoot bola tha ..............hahahaaha :) hi guyzzzzzzz i hope u will like it my name is ........ leave it yar i dont wanna show my name it--s top secret ;)

once an angel come to me and granted my one wish i told him 4 world peace ........... he sayzzzzzzzzzzzz : it--s Impossible

Then i ask him 2 give u a brain ..... coz i care of u yaar

but he sayzzzzzzz ok i will try 4 world peace
hahahaahaha:)