Once there were three Aussies and three Kiwis who had to travel by train. Aussies bought three tickets while Kiwis only bought one ticket. Aussies asked the reason and Kiwis said that you shall see. When the ticket checker came, all the Kiwis closed themselves in the bathroom. When the ticket checker came and knocked on the door, one of them gave him the ticket. The Aussies got impressed and said that they are also going to use this technique next time.
However, next time by chance Aussiies and Kiwis met on the railway station. This time Aussies bought one ticket while Kiwis didn--t buy any ticket. Aussies were amazed to see it but the Kiwis said that you shall see. This time when the ticket checker came, both of the groups hid themselves in the bathroom. However one of the Kiwis came out and knocked at the door of Aussies --s bathroom and said Ticket please
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bombay main ek vine company ek offer dayti hai keh her ek vine ki bottle kay sath ek CONDOM free milay ga.ek din ek old man vine buy kerta hai shopkeeper oos ko CONDOM nahin dayta wo old man shopkeeper say kehta hai:
bhai wo jo tum bachon kay khailnay kay kiay goobaray (baloon) daytay hi wo bhi to do.................... hahahahaha

ek admi train main safar ker raha tha k ussy zoor sy poti aai uss ny mithai ky diby main poti ker k seat per rakh diya or chala gaya. thori deer k baad 3 dost uss daby main aai jaab unhoon ny dykha k mithai ka diba para hi tou 1 dost ny ussy khola or chakh k kaha hoon khati dosry ny chakh k kaha hoon methi phir teesary ny jaab chakha tou kaha ulu k pathy taatti. hahahahhaaaaaaa.

practise makes perfect,but nobody--s perfect ,so why practise ?
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there r three monkeys r lived in a jungle one is drink pepsi and second is eat burgers aand thrird is who read this message hahahahahahaha sorrry its a joke

AB TOU AADAT SI HAI


Najany kab say
grade buray aatay hain
Mujhe phir bhi akallll...ll.... kion nahin aati hai??
Najany kab say.....


sab formulay hain..!
sab theorian hain......!!
bhoola do unhain..!
jila do unhain.............................
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Door jitna --A-- hay mujh say... paas --E-- kay main..
Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main....
teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..
Ab to zinda hoon main tuiition center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey...
theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sata-a...!
yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey...

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoany main
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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shajahan nay teh mehal kay ferashh ko dekhaa uper dekhaa thkii say bhir dekhaa aur bolay MAA KASAAM BHUT KARCHA HO GAYA HAI AUR NOOR JAHAN BOLIII TERE BAAP KA KIA JATA ANPI MAA SAY POOCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

ek dafa ka zekar hai kay ek band ja rahaa hota hai kay ous ki nazar ek masjeed per perti hai tu wo sounchta hai kay ya masjeed dhoope mai kyoon hai tu wo kehta hai kay esaay khise ka kay site mai ker doon wo massjeed ki deware ko dhaka dena shorooe kerta hai tu wo apnay saray kapray outar ker dahka dena shorooe kerta hai tu ous kay kapray koi outha ker lay jata hai sham hoo jati tu wo sounchta haai kafi door kerdi hai mai masjeed dhope saay hahahahahahaha

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