Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

aek admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.

aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider kio khara he

eik baar eik admi plane main apny saath apna parrite bhi ly gaya .jaab airhostes drink serve kerny lagi tu parrite ny choonch sy uss ka dopata pakerh liya .dobara air hostes T serve kerny lagi tu phir pearrite ny uss ka dopatah pakra air hosts ussy pyaar ker k chali gai .pearrite ka malik yeh saab dekh raha tha 3rd time jaab air hostes aai tu pearrite k malik ny uss ka dopatah pakrra air hostes ny ussy eik thaperh mara or ussy or uss k pearrite ko plane sy baher pheenk diya gaya hawa main malik ny pearrite sy kaha k yeh saab terri waja sy howa hi .pearrite ny kaha k urhna nahi aata tha tu panga keun liya ......hahahahaaaaa

beta ammy se ammy jan saban bath room main gir gia hai.....ammy saban ko saban se dholo.hahahaha

CHOOHE NE HAATHI SE KAHA K TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI HAI? HAATHI NE KAHA K AIK SAAL....PHIR HAATHI NE CHOOHE SE POOCHHA TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI? CHOOHE BHI AIK SAAL KA THA AUR JAB HAATHI KO DEKHA K ITNA BARA AUR KHUD CHHOTA SA TO FORAN KEHNE LAGA....AJJI...MERI OMAR BHI AIK SAAL HAI MAGAR MAIN THORA BEMAR SHAMAR REHTA HOON...........HAHAHAHAM BASHIR

Aik muslim mulk main pakistani,american aur Indian pakre gae aur un ko 10,10 koroon ki sazaa hooee magar kore marne wale ne kaha k tum sab ki aik aik khawaish poori hosakti hai.Sab se pehle american ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke mery peeth per takkia rakh ker kore lagae jain. to os ki khawaish poori ker dee gahee. Phir hindu ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke meri peeth per do takkiye rakho, chonanche os ki b khawaish poori ker di gaee,ab musliman ki bari the aur os ne kaha k choonke main muslim hoon meri do khawaishain poori hooni chahye. is per woh razi ho gae.muslim ne kaha k pehli khawaish hai k muje 100 kore lagae jain,is per sab heraan hogae, pher muslim ne kaha k meri peeth per american aur hindu ko bandh diya jae,hahaha

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of the window.. I look down and then.. I laugh again...... hahaha





Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Boys Attitude:
A boy Ven propose a Girl if she says YES..

Pata nai kinya nu Haan kitti huye gi

If she Says NO,,,

Bandrai jayi apne aap nu Aishwariya Rai Samjhdi ayee hahahah