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Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain...?

Definition of ""Wife"":
Someone who will stand by you
through all the troubles
which you would not have had
if you had stayed single...

Banta: Why do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?

Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.

Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.