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Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.

Q.WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALI & WIFE?

A. SALI IS BEAUTY.
WIFE IS DUTY.
SALI IS PANSION.
WIFE IS TENSION.
SALI IS YUMMY.
WIFE IS VEHMY.
SALI IS TOOTY FRUITY.
WIFE IS QISMAT PHOOTY.
SALI IS COOL.
WIFE IS FOOL.
SALI IS FRESH CAKE.
WIFE IS EARTH QUAKE.

DONT MIND

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai tou band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai tou chaloo ho jaati hai.

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wife-Duty
GF-Pension, Wife- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wife-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wife-Fool,
GF-Tuti-Fruity, Wife-Kismat phuti
GF-Fresh Cake, Wife-Earthquake

A man can kiss his wife good bye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my heart!
so the world needs YOU after all!

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..