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Meri aankhon pe marta tha,
Meri baton pe hansta tha,
Na jane shakhs tha kaisa,
Mujhe khone se darta tha,
Mujhe jab bhi woh milta tha,
Yahi har bar kehta tha,
Suno!
Agar me bhool jaon to,
Agar me rooth jaon to,
Kabhi wapis na aaon to,
Bhula pao ge yeh sab kuch,
Yunhi hastey raho gaye kya,
Yunhi sajtey raho gaye kya,
Yehi batain hain bas uski,
Yehi yadein hain bas uski,
Mujhe bas hai pata itna,
Mujhe woh pyar karta tha,
Mujhe woh pyar karta tha..

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

Paikar tha wafa ka, mohabbat ka khuda tha,Woh shakhss zamaney mein sab se hi juda tha,Chahat ke khazaney they har lafz mein us ke,Daaman mera us ne duaaon se bhara tha,Mujh ko nahin dekha karri dhoop ne chu kar,Baba mera duniya main mujhe aesa jo mila tha,Fikrain na zamaney ki kabhi paas bhi ayin,Har dard meri hasti se dartaa hi raha tha,Jab taka raha saanson ka basera mere baba,Tab tak main ghamon se bachta hi raha tha,Us shaam ki shiddat mere dil se nahin jati,Jis shaam tera saaya mere sar se utha tha.... !!

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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Kub Os Ka Visaal Chahye Tha ?????
Bas Ik Khayaal Chahye Tha…………..
Kub Dil Ko Jawab Se Garz Thee ???
Honton Ko Sawaal Chahye Tha…….
Ek Chehra Saada Tha Jo Ham Ko….
Be Masl-o-Misaal Chahye Tha……..
Ik Qarb Mein Zaat-o-Zindagi Hain..
Mumkin Ko Muhaal Chahye Tha…..
Mein Kia Hun Bas Ik Malaal-e-Maazi
Os Shaks Ko Haal Chahye Tha…………
Hum Tum Jo Bichar Gaye Hain Hum Ko
Kuch Din Tou Malaal Chahye Tha………!

Thi Gar Aanay Mein Maslihat Haail
Yaad Aana Koi Zaroori Tha ?
Dekhiye Ho Gayi Ghalat-Fehmi
Muskuraana Koi Zaroori Tha ?
Lijiye Baat Hee Na Yaad Rahi
Gungunaana Koi Zaroori Tha ?
Gungunaa Kar Meri Jawaan Ghazlain
Jhoom Jana Koi Zaroori Tha ?
Mujh Ko Paa Kar Kisi Khayaal Mein Guum
Chhup Ke Aana Koi Zaroori Tha ?
Uff Wo Zulfain, Wo Naaganain, Wo Hansi
Yun Daraana Koi Zaroori Tha ?
Aur Aisay Eham Mazaaq Ke Baad
Rooth Jaana Koi Zaroori Tha ?

Kahbi yeh chup main kabhi meri baat baat main tha,
Tumhara akss meri saari kayenaat mein tha,
Hum ehl-e-ishq bohat bd’gumaan hote hain,