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AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)

Teen musaafir pakistani,hindustani aur american hawai jehaaz par safar kar rahay hotay hain. teenon faisla kartay hain keh jis kay mulk main jo cheez ziada paai jatee hay wo us cheez ko jehaz say neechay phaink day.hindu coconut paink deta hai aur american dollars phaink deta hay keh yeh hamaray mulk main ziada hotey hain ab jab pakistani ki baary aati hai to wo kocha (pathaan)jehaaz say neechay phaink deta hai ke ye hamaray mulk main ziada paaey jaatey hain.

aik martaba pakistani fuji program banaty hain kay rat ku border cross kar kay jain gay aur sikhun main choon kay ziada tar name dlair singh rakhtay hain lehaza awaz lagain gay kay dalir singh samnay say awaz ai gi kay ahoo ji tu hum fire karain gay aur dailar singh khatam hu jai ga.sab pakistani fuji kahtay hain kay hum jain gay lehaza parchi dali jati hai aik fuji ka name nikalta hay wo rat ku border cross kar kay jata hay aur awaz lagata hi dalair singh .awaz ati hay ahoo ji pakistani fire karta hay dussss dalair singh kahtam. daily aik dalair singh katam huna shuru hu jatain hain.akhir tang akar sikh fuji program banatay hain kay pakistani ziada tar allah rakha name rakhty hain lehaza rat ku border cross kar kay jain gay aur awaz lagain gay allah rakha samnay say jawab ai ga kay ji sir fir kar kay allah rakha ku khutam kar dain gay.sab sikh aik dusray ku kahtain hain kay tum jaio bari mushkil say aik dalair singh tayyar huta hai aur rat ku border cross kar kay pakistan ki taraf ata hai aur awaz alga ta hai kay allah rakha samnay say awaz ati hai kay tusi koun jawab daita hi dalair singh samny say awaz ati hai dusssssssssssssssss
aur dlair sing ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Pakistan ki memon rejment
Chechnia main jab Pakistan ki fouj uno ki taraf say wahan per taenat honay lagi tu Pakistani officers nay ye socha kay memon rajment bana kay bhaiji jai. Lehaza memon bhaion ko wahan per bheja gaia. Uno kay officer nay dakha kay sham ku aik Pakistani fuji Russia ka tank lay kar araha hay wo log bohat heran hue aur usay hi caman kay samnay pesh kia officer nay us say pocha kay tum ye tenk dushman say akalay chheen kay lai hu.us nay jawab dia kay ji han. Uno officer nay us ku 5000 $ inaam dia aur 15 din ki chutian deen.15 din baad wo jawan phir sham ku dusman ka tank lay aya us ku phir 5000$ inaam mila aur 15 din ki chhutian mil gain .jab wo 4 tank lay aya to uno nay inquiry shoro ki kay ye her martaba tank kaisy lay ata hai. Pakistani fuji say pooch guchh shroo hui uno walon nay poocha kay tum apna tank kahan park karty hu tu us nay jawab dia kay main apna tank Russian fuji ku day ata hu aur us ka tank lay ata hu uther us kau bi 5000$ miltain hain aur sath main 15 chhootina bhi.

Eik english man pakistani say : hamarey mulk may may subb loog aik hee tarha ka hota hai, lakin pakistan may koie lal,koi soofad,koi kala hota hai
pakistani:english man say :gorrey(horse)muktalif rang ka hote hai jab ka gadhey(donkeyes)aik he tarha ka hotey hai......ha ha ha ha