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sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Fakeer0n se

BEST Police is Pakistani Police
MotorCycle Wala:
Mere kaghzat to pore hain
Phir 50 rupy kyn dun?
Police:


DOUBLE SAWARI Khul gai he to tu akela q ja rha hai

Japanese guy visited Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend's house.
On way
Toyota passd by
He yelled to the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Honda passed
He again:
Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Prado passed
He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry
When
He arrived at his Friends house
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:
So much money ?
The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,
Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast !!

aik daffa aik pakistani, roosi aur americy baat kar rahay thay .americy nay kaha hamairay mulk kaiy logo nay itni tarraqi ki hai kay hamaray behri jahaz samandar ki teh kay sath safar kartaiy hain.roosi nay kaha hamaraiy hawai jahaz asman kay sath safar kartay hian.pakistani nay sochnay kay baad kaha kay hamaray logo nay itni tarraqi ki hay kah woh nak say khana khatay hain. americy aur roosi nai poocha nak say pakistani nay kaha nahi nak say aik inch nichay.

there was old saying that what would happen if insect get into beer pint. the english man will throw both beer and insect. the american take out insect and drink beer. the chinees man will throw out beer and eat insect. the indian will take out insect and sell it to china and glass to american bought another beer. the pakistani will first blame indian for this act and linked to this kashmir and finally smuggle to america with kick-back.

aik baar aik paani ke jahaaz me kuch log safar kar rahe the sab muslim the un me aik indian(hindu) bhi tha, ab masla ye hua ke jahaz dubne wala tha to logon ne kaha ya to kisi aik ko pani me doba dein taake pura jahaz bach jaye ya phir sab ko marna parega. to itne me aik pakistani khara hua us ne kaha ke me aik sawal karta hun jo jawab nahi dega us ko paani me dubna parega, us ne do muslim khare kiye aur aik hindu, pehle muslim se pucha ke batao sab se pehle kon sa jahaz dooba us ne jawab diya Titanic, ok second muslim se pucha titanic me kitne log safar kar rahe the us ne jawab diya 200, ye bhi thik hai... ab baari ayeee hindu ki ... us se sawal pucha 200 musafir ke naam batao... us ne kaha me khud hi doob jata hun :)