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A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Without Luv-days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day & shatter day. So be in luv everyday. Wish u a Happy Valentines` Day!

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?

He told his wife`s name.

God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u're the one I want to share it with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u're the only
one who understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u're the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

I badly want a KISS. Please KISS me quickly. Please hurry up. Sad, there's no one.

Now I know, why you're shirking. Because you don't what it actually means. It means:


K: Koi

I: Intresting

S: SMS

S: Send Karo

Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up and hope and aspire for the best.

Good Day and Good Luck!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?

Pappu: Sir, Twins.