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The scary thing about dating is that one is either going to marry that person or break up!

Working on a weekend is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling but no one else notices.

Have a nice weekend!

All those who find their love today, Happy Valentine's Day;

And all those who don't, Happy Ballantine's Day!

Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.

If one is supposed to learn from one's mistakes, why do some people have more than one child!

Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;

But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.

I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue!

Wishing you lots of joy and happiness on this special day. May it be the start of a wonderful and exciting life together for both of you!

Best wishes and lots of love on your wedding!