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1 shaikh hot hay wo mur jata hay to frishte us ko jahanam main lay ja rehe hote hain to wo kehta hay mujh ko 1 baar janat dikha do phir mujh ko lay jana jab wo janat main chla jata hay to frishtay us ko kehte hain ab aa jao wo wheen betha rehta hay bahir he nahi niklta frishte dunia main aate hain or us kev kapre kay thaan utnhaa kay lay jatay hain or janat kay darwaze kay aagay baith kay kehte hain 100 wala 10 ka 100 wala 10ka to shaikh jaldi say bahir aataa hay to frishte us ko pakar letay hain

hum neend ke shoqeen to nahee hain
kuch khwab na dekhen to guzara nahee hota

Ajab Apna Haal Hota Jo Visaal-E-Yaar Hota,
Kabhi Jaan Sadaqe Hoti Kabhi Dil Nisar Hota,
Na Maza Hai Dushmani Mein Na Hai Lutf Dosti Mein,
Koi Gair Gair Hota Koi Yaar Yaar Hota,
Ye Maza Tha Dillagi Ka K Baraabar Aag Lagati,
Na Tumhe Qaraar Hota Na Hame Qaraar Hota,
Tere Waade Par Sitamagar Abhi Aur Sabr Karte,
Agar Apni Zindagi Ka Hame Aitabaar Hota..!!!

Hota Nahi Hai Tujh Pay Kisi Baat Ka Asar....

Lagta Teray Roop Mien Patthar Mila Mujhay.....

EK ADMI HOTA HAI JISKA EK BAZOO NAHIN HOTA...SARE USSE KAITE HAIN KE TUM ITNE NAKAME HO....EK DIN WO KHUDKHUSHI KARNE GAATA HAI AUR MINAR PE CHAR KE KEHTA HAI AAJ MAINE MAAR JANA HAI...
NECHE DHEK TA HAI AUR EK ADMI KO DEKTA HAI JISKE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHN HOTE AUR WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI.
WO MINAR SE NICHE CHAR TA HAI AUR USKE PAAS JATE HAI..... WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI AUR BAHOT TEEZ (FAST) ADMI KAITA HAI BHAI TUMARE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHIN HAIN TUM ITNE KHUSH MERA EK BAZOO NAHIN ME ITNA PARESHAAN (UPSET) ADMI JAWAB DETA HAI....
KISNE KAHA KE MAIN KHUSH HO MUJHE CHUMONE LAR RAHE HAIN HAHAH :)

AAP KO YEH TO PATA HO GA KAH JO LOOG OLD HOTAY HAIN AUR BIMMAR BHI HOTAY HAIN TO CHIRCHARAY MIZAJ KAY HOTAY HAIN ISSI TARHAN AIK ADMI JATA AIK BORHAY ADMI KO POCHNAY TO WOH GHAR SAY SOCH KAR JATA HAI KAH 3 BATAIN POCHOON GA TAKKAY WOH BHI TANG NA HO...1-PEHLI BAAT YEH POCHOON GA KAH AB TABBIYAT KAISI HAI TO WOH KAHAY GA KAH AB KAFI THEEK HAI TO MAIN KAHON GA KAH CHALLO ALLAH KA SHUKKAR HAI...2-PHIR POCHOON GA KAH AAP KIS DOCTOR KAY SAY CHECK UP KARWATAY HO TO WOH KISSI BHI DOCTOR KA NAAM LAY GA TO KAHON GA KAH HAAN MERAY BAAP NAY BHI USSI SAY CHECK UP KARWAYA THA...3-PHIR POCHOON GA KAH AAJ KAL FOOD KON SI KHAA RAHAY HO TO WOH JO CHEEZ BHI BATAYE GA TO KAHOON GA KAH THEEK HAI THANDA HOTA HAI TAKATWAR HOTA HAI.AB YEH BATAIN WOH SOCH KAR CHAL PARTA HAI...AGAY US BORHAY ADMI KAY PAAS JATA HAI SALAM KARTA HAI WOH WASSALAM KAHTA HAI TO POCHTA HAI KAH BABA JI KIA HAAL HAI AB...WOH JAWAB DAYTA HAI KAH AB TO BETA QABAR KI TARAF TANGAIN(legs)HAIN...TO WOH KAHTA HAI KAH CHALLO ALLAH KA SHUKKAR HAI...PHIR POCHTA HAI KAH CHECK UP KON SAY DOCTOR SAY KARWA RAHAY HAIN TO WOH KAHTA HAI KAH BETA AB CHECK UP KIA KARWANA AP KO MARNAY KO TIME AA GAYA HAI AP TO EZRAEEL(aik farishtay ka naam)HI DAWA DARO KAR RAHA HAI TO WOH KAHTA HAI HAAN HAAN THEEK HAI MARAY BAAP NAY BHI USSI SAY KARWAYA THA...AB WOH 3RD QUESTION POCHTA HAI KAH AAJ KAL GIZZA(food)KON SI KHAA RAHAY HAIN TO WOH BORHA ADMI TANG AA JATA HAI US KAY IN QUESTIONS SAY TO WOH BORHAA ADMI TANG AA KAR KAHTA HAI KAH KHOTAY(donkey)KA LUN KHAA RAH HON TO WOH ADDMI KAHTA HAI KAH HAAN HAAN THEEK HAI THANDA HOTA HAI AUR TAKATWAR BHI HOTA HAI....HA HA HA HA HA

Tumhen bhool jaun ye hota nahi
koi waqt ho dard sota nahi
na ho jao badnam tum is liye
main ro ro ke daman bhigota nahi
ye wo fasl hai jo uge khud-ba-khud
koi dard ke bij bota nahi
ye mana ke tufan ka zor hai
main ghabara ke kashti dubota nahi.

AIK ANDHA LARKA APNE STREET MEI HAR GHAR MEI CHALA JAYA KARTA THA ITAFAK SAY AIK 35YEARS KEE ORAT BHE ISS KE STREET MEI REHTE THEE WOO USS KO AUNTEE KEHTA THA USS LARKY KEE APNE AGE 20 KE HOTE HAI.WOO LARKA TAKREEBAN WEEK MEI DOO MARTBA USS AUNTEE KAY GHAR JATA THA BCOZ WOO ANDHA THA TO WOO AUNTEE ITNA PARDAY KA KHIAL NAHI KARTE THEE..AIK DIN WOO LARKA BOHAT KUSH THA WOO APNE KUSHE KEE WAJA USS AUNTEE KO BATANE JATA HAI ITAFAK SAY AUNTEE NAHA RAHI HOTE HAI JAB WOO DEKHTE HAI KAY WOO ANDHA LARKA AYA HAI TOO UNDRESS HE DOOR KHOL KAY KHETE HAI ANDER AA JAO WOO KEHTA HAI AUNTEE AAJ MEI BOHAT KUSH HON WOO KEHTE HAI PEHLY TOM KUCH KHAO PEO PHIR BATANA KUN KUSH HO YAAD RAHY AUNTEE STILL UNDRESS HAI OOR WOO USS LARKY KO KHANA PESH KARTE HAI WOO KEHTA HAI AUNTEE MERE BAAT TO SONAIN WOO KEHTE HAI KAY PEHLY KUCH PEE LOO PHIR BATANA KHAIR JANAB ADHE GHANTE KEE KHIDMAT KAY BAAD AUNTEE POCHTE HAIN KAY ABB BATAO TOM ITNA KUSH KIUN HO TO WOO ANDHA LARKA KEHTA HAI KAY OPERATION SAY MERE ANKHAIN THEEK HO GAIN HAIN OOR ABB MEI DEKH SAKTA HON ISS PAY AUNTEE JALDE JALDE KAPRAY DHONDTE HAIN PEHNANY KAY LIYE HEHEHEHE...