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Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.

Kaash Main Teray Bun Gosh Main Bunda Hota…
Raat Ko By Khabri Main Jo Machal Jata Main…
To Teray Kaan Sy Chup Chaap Nikal Jata Main…
Subah Ko Girtay Teri Zulfon Sy Jb Basi Phool…
Meray Kho Janay Py Hota Tera Dill Kitna Malool…
Too Mujhay Dhondti Kis SHoq Sy Ghabrahat Main…
Apnay Mehkay Howay Bister Ki Hr Ik Salwat Main…
Joonhi Kartin Teri Narm Ungliyaan Mujhay…
Milta Us Gosh Ka Phir Gosha e Manoos Mujhay…
Kaan Sy Too Mujhay Hr Giz Na Utara Krti…
Too Kabhi Meri Judayee Na Gawara Krti…
Youn Teri Qurbat e Rangeen K Nashay Main Md Hosh…
Umr Bhar Rehta Meri Jaan Main Tera Halqa e Bagosh…

Kash Main Tery Bun Gosh Main Bunda Hota…!!!!

Afsaanon ki duniya mein sab jhoot nahin hota,
Dil aur bhi uljhay ga parrhiye na kitaabon ko..

Dost: yaar agar bhens main bhi aqal hoti to kiya hota.
sardar jee: hona kiya tha. pher wo khud hi apne doodh main pani mila mila kar bichti rehti.

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Teesri baat jhoot hoti hai, ishq hota hai ya nahee hota

Teesri baat jhoot hoti hai, ishq hota hai ya nahee hota