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Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.

Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Santa: If you aim it well enough!

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.

Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.

Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.

Woman: So did my arthritis!

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

U can be a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply be urself & create lives with me.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things.

Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!

Doctor: How is your headache now?

Santa: Oh, she is out of town.

Santa goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor I can't stop my hands from shaking".

Doctor: Do you drink much?

Santa: No, I spill most of it.