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Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

DOCTOR NY MAREEZ KA CHECK UP KARTY HOOY(GHUSAY SY KAHA)GHUZAB KHUDA KA,MERY PASS AAB AYAAY HO!MUJH SY PEHLY KISEE DOCTOR KO DIKHAYA THA?
MAREEZ NY KHA:-JEE NAHIN MAIN MEDICAL STORE WALY K PASS GEYA THA.
DOCTOR:- KIYA BY WAQOOUFI KKE BAAT HAI MEDICAL STORE WALA DOCTOR KAISY HO SAKTA HAI?US NY TUMHAIN KIYA AHMAQANA MUSHWARA DIYA?
MAREEZ:- JEE US NY MUJHY AAP K PASS BHAIJ DIYA.
HA HA HA !!!!!!!HOO HA HA HA !HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA MAIL K ZAREY AAGHA KE JEYE GA. & FRIENDS K LIYE MERY FRIEND SHIP K DARWAZY 24HRS KHULY HAIN.

MAREEZ(DOCTOR SY):- JINAB MUCHER MARNY KA KOI AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?
DOCTOR:- SUB SY PEHLY MACHER KO PAKRO.PHIR IS KY PAIT MAIN GUD GUDY KARO JAB MUCHER HANSNY KY LIYE MOONH KHOLY TOH USH KY MOON MAIN MERY DE HOOI DAWA DALOO.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away ,if the Doctor is Lady keep the apple away

aik dafa aik mareez doctor kay pass gaya aur kaha kai main 3 din se bimaar hoon doctor ne poocha kai kia bimaari hai to mareez ne kaha kai maire pate main dard hota hai to doctor ne use kaha kai ghar jao aur thande pani se nahao aur pankha laga ker us kai neechai late jao is ke thoori der baad aik ice cream kha laina to mareez ne soocha kai yeh mera ilaaj karne ki bajae mujhe ulte ulte mashware dai raha hai to us ne doctor se poocha kai doctor is tarah to mujhe namoonia ho jae ga to doctor ne kaha kai jab tumhe namoonia ho jae to phir mere pass aana kioo kai mai namoonie ka specialist hoon..

ak din sub pagal pagal ghar mein apni fingers se kuch rub ker rahe thai inke pass doctor aia or pucha yah kia ho raha hai sub na kha kah doctor sab app bhi kare bara enjoy karen gai doctor na kia phar us na kha yai sub boaring hai ek pagal ne kha doctor sab nak se nikal ker rub karen .phir enjoy karen gai .ha ha ha ha ha ha

patient: doctor, doctor! i cant stop sneezing. What can you give me???
Doctor: a tissue!!!

kash main doctor hota or kartha kam hakimo ka kash main doctor hota or kartha kam hakima ka or nabzka bana sa pakartha hath haseeena ka