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Doctor--s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor--s fee? An sms when u r free.



Aftab khan

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor : it is like ......,the medicine i just gave you i forgot to shake it

Doctor--s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor--s fee? An sms when u r free.

Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo.

Patient:to doctor aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya doctor says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha

Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai Kya ???

Husband: HaN Ek Hi Hoga, Ek Saal Se Jo Mera Khoon Pee Rahi Hai..!!!

ek doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha logo ne pucha kya hua?
doctor:4 bar sunat karvane aata hay aur baal saaf karvaake bhag jata hay

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hay?



Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.





Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?



Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.





Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?



Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.





Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?



Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.





Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?



Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.





Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?



Mareez: Nahi.





Doctor: Kion?





Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.



Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????


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Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.





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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.





Share sms @ 0313-4862471